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this blog follows the life of a fictional character. i know, i know, it sounds like it could be true, and some of it is. but it's mostly WAY exaggerated and not meant to be taken seriously. i mean honestly, who would be THIS ridiculous in real life? also, no vaginas were harmed in the making of this blog. and lastly, this disclaimer is mostly bullshit also. but my therapist made me do it.

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March Madness

Proof Why I Should be in the Looney Bin

When the Jar-Opener Goes Down

Why Cupcakes Are Always the Answer

The Dentist and the Dumb A …

An open Letter to My Inner Fat Girl

The Griswolds Got Nothin’ on the Glenns

Generation Grand Canyon

Open Season

Piercing Agony

With Spring Blooms Big Butts

Two Ain’t So Terrible —Just Busy!

When Resolution Translates Into Delusion

Ho, Ho, Holy Cow! It’s That Time Again!

My Mother and the Fort Worth Killer

Can I get a Do-over?

Modern-Day Princess

Coming Out of the Closet / Do I really need to? Can’t I stay in here just a little while longer?

The Business at Home / Hit accept, decline or set a new time.

An American Epidemic / What has this country come to, with its impersonal and annoying (in my opinion) use of the text message?

The Modern Woman’s Survival Guide / Plan your day around food, schedule some Botox, shop ’till you drop and subscribe to People magazine. Isn’t this what being a woman is really all about?

Batteries Not Included / Cutting the power is not necessarily a bad idea.

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