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Houston, we may have bigger problems than men lost in space

February 13, 2012

This past weekend I went to Houston to watch my 16 year old play soccer. And for those of you who are geographically illiterate (or you’re just unfamiliar with Texas), that’s about a four hour drive from my house–if you don’t run into traffic. Four hours is a long time to try and entertain yourself. [...]

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I Don’t Even Know Me Anymore: A Love Story

February 9, 2012

Being in a new relationship brings with it so many…well…new things. Over the last year I have experienced things I never would have had I not met him. And some things I *had* experienced in my younger years and planned on leaving them there–locked away in the past. Like a really bad dream. Well, that’s [...]

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So basically if I was constipated I would have so been outta here

February 7, 2012

This morning something unusual happened to me while I was driving back from taking the two little ones to school. Dressed in sweatpants and Ugg slippers (that could almost pass as shoes) and a t-shirt (no bra) and sweater, I almost passed the exit for home–on purpose. For a brief moment I contemplated driving East [...]

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I hope we can still be BFFs

February 3, 2012

Very few things get under my skin. Seriously I’m like the easiest going person I know. I’m not bragging, it’s just the truth. Everyone knows I hate the stick-figure family decals on the backs of cars. And improper use of grammar drives me absolutely bananas. You’re equals you are. Your equals YOUR. Why must we [...]

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I would be terrible at writing knock-knock jokes

February 1, 2012

Knock-knock. Who’s there? Me, who’s been stuck at home for the past two days with two sick kids. I’m about to lose my shit and I need a good place to hide for a few hours. Are you going to open the door or am I going to have to kick it down? I’m strong [...]

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Some things you can’t untaste

January 30, 2012

Disclaimer: I was not paid by the Jelly Belly corporation for this video review. Because if they *HAD* offered to pay me I would have been fired.

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Somewhere over the rainbow, you find she’s all grown up

January 29, 2012

Yesterday marked a pretty big milestone for me. My first born turned 18. And throughout the day I experienced a range of emotions that went from elation to depression to excitement to sadness–and a whole other smegma of feelings in between. When I asked her what kind of cake she wanted, she answered with the [...]

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Late Bloomer

January 25, 2012

Aside from being the last girl in my middle school class to kiss a boy, I was also the last one to get boobs AND my period. I remember the day Jill came to school wearing a bra. She had to, she said. Her boobs had come in and were poking through her shirt. Her [...]

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