Explosive. Diarrhea.

Here. Look at this picture of kittens dancing. Try not to think about the diarrhea thing.

I bet you're not even thinking about diarrhea anymore are you because your mind is filled with dancing kittens

Here’s what I’m diggin right now.

Chanel always has the BEST nail color.

It just screams SUMMER!

I love Michael Stars t-shirts. They’re affordable and most of them are one size fits most. Gotta love that.

The girl in the image is NOT me. I don't normally pose in my underwear. In case you're wondering.

Bandit Pinot Grigio comes in a cardboard box with a screw top lid and is cheap cheap cheap.

You knew there'd be wine, yes?

I’m totally into the long sundress. I have like 10 and they’re all I wear. My kids call it my uniform.

I swing to the left, I swing to the right...it's like a fan for my parts

You won’t find me wearing anything but Havaiana flip flops this summer. And by summer I mean March to October.

Flip flops will change the world. You can quote me on this.

And lastly, the new Maroon 5 song Misery is my absolute favorite right now. Plus who doesn’t love Adam Levine?

What are YOUR favorite things?

Do you have a Kindle?

If you do, would you like to be able to subscribe to my website and have it download to your Kindle?

Well, YOU CAN. Just go HERE.

I’m so hi-tech it’s scary.

Also, do you like stories about poultry? If so, you’re in luck.

PS. I just realized some of you may not know what the Barnaby Jones a Kindle is. And all I say to that is Feel Free To Join The 21st Century Any Day Now.

PPS. I think there’s something wrong with me. My butt has been itching for like two days now. Pin worms maybe?

PPPS. Is that too much sharing?