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When your penis itches

I have totally failed in the serving the family dinner department lately. Not that we’ve ever lived a sort of traditional family life (meaning my big strong husband goes to work while I stay home and roll socks into balls). No. It’s always been like an accidental phenomenon if I prepared a meal and served [...]

Clearly Canada wants me dead

A pen.

That’s all I needed.

I had been given a pile of papers to fill out for one of the kid’s schools (who can remember which one?–I only have 4) and all I needed was a stinkin’ pen. And perhaps a shot of tequila.

Can I sidetrack here for a minute?

(Keep in mind I’m high right now–I [...]