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I asked Tommy, "What's that word for that really bad thing that's going to happen one day? You know, the alien invasion thing?" And he says, "The Apocalypse?" And I'm all "YES!"

I’d like to think I’m a simple girl.

I mean, I grew up eating spam sandwiches and spaghetti out of a box for Christ’s sake. I’m not asking for a lot. (Shut up)

What I really want more than anything? A TV that turns on and off, has channel up and down, and volume control. I don’t [...]

Nice weather we’re having.

My husband has an illness.

Oh, you’re sweet. Thank you for your kind words and your prayers.

He’s going to need a lot of help from the big man upstairs because I’M GOING TO KILL HIM.

This illness I speak of?

It’s nothing too serious and is not life threatening–unless I stab him with the grilling fork. [...]

I’ve noticed that Tommy helps me out more and more with the children these days. I fully realized that this last week when he was gone from Monday to Thursday night. (Refer to this post where I was sure my life sucked)

Taking care of four kids requires more than one person. Trust me. Unless you’re [...]

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I asked Tommy, "What's that word for that really bad thing that's going to happen one day? You know, the alien invasion thing?" And he says, "The Apocalypse?" And I'm all "YES!"

Nice weather we’re having.

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