why certain people should not be allowed to procreate

in search of the perfect voo doo doll; or, why violence is sometimes the answer

October 22, 2008

ok, so you how much it pains me to get on here and bitch about tommy. i hate doing it, really i do. but my therapist insists that i get my emotions out of my body and in the open so i can deal with them. (actually, i think what he had in mind was [...]

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karma, the bitch, part dos*

October 19, 2008

*i like to integrate a little spanish in with my english. i’m a big fan of mexicans and the mexican language. i’ve found that they (the mexicans) really appreciate when gringos splash in a little espanol every once in awhile. i’m all about integration. adding an hola or a bueno into the mix kind of [...]

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buddhist wannabe

October 10, 2008

the other day i was with nazi trainer. we’re not working out together anymore–now he works on the various parts of me that are strained/tight/hurting. apparently there is such a thing as working out too much. so he’s taken it upon himself to *fix* me. oh, also he thinks the name ‘nazi trainer’ no longer [...]

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I’m pregnant

October 8, 2008

…not with a baby! Jeez, you tell someone you’re pregnant and they immediately assume you mean you have a human growing in your uterus. No worries here. I’m not going to give birth to another mini me anytime soon—or ever again. I shudder at the very thought of that. I mean, I don’t want the [...]

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boobs day out

September 17, 2008

edit: first off, i’m so PISSED because i just spent the last HOUR of my life (time i will never get back thank you very much) writing today’s post and went to publish it and it disappeared from my screen. gone. vanished. like it never existed. so i can’t promise this version of it will [...]

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crazy is my favorite color

August 15, 2008

you know how you think you know someone, but then that someone tells you things about her that you never knew which leads you to believe you didn’t know that person at all? welcome to “things about me you didn’t know–until now.” *when i have conversations with myself, it’s always in a british accent. i [...]

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i don’t even know what to call this.

August 9, 2008

you must watch! this is so funny that i had to make myself stop laughing long enough to post it!

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