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don’t hate me because i shave and use soap; and, why farm animals can’t resist me

December 21, 2008

you know how so many times i get on here and scream that i need an intervention? well, this time i’m not kidding. i need a intervention and i need it NOW. i’ve known for some time that my scale is a f*%#!ing liar, but now my jeans are turning against me. where the blasted [...]

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The Husband

August 20, 2008

Open Letter to the Husband (and I say The husband instead of My husband because really, this could be for any one of them) Dear Kind Sir, (I find it’s best to be respectful before publicly bashing a loved one) I don’t remember you telling me you were raised by a pack of wild dogs. [...]

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