I’m spending this week with three of my four kids (plus one of my kid’s friends) in Florida.

All you need to know about the trip getting here is nobody died. I mean it was touch and go there for awhile, but we made it. (I want to send a big shout out to my mom [...]

I’m sitting in front of my keyboard willing my hands to work their creative magic.

Um.

I got nothin.

Instead the Lady Gaga song, Alejandro, keeps playing in my head. On repeat. Which sucks because I absolutely detest that song.

Oh my god, make it stop!

Quick. I need something else to think about. But what?

I look around the [...]

You know when you look at a woman and you’re not sure if she’s pregnant but she might be? I mean she *looks* pregnant because her mid section is disproportionately larger than the rest of her which would signal Bun. Oven.

BUT!

You don’t know for sure because you don’t know her because she’s a stranger [...]