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this blog follows the life of a fictional character. i know, i know, it sounds like it could be true, and some of it is. but it's mostly WAY exaggerated and not meant to be taken seriously. i mean honestly, who would be THIS ridiculous in real life? also, no vaginas were harmed in the making of this blog. and lastly, this disclaimer is mostly bullshit also. but my therapist made me do it.

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Rodeos ain’t for pussies. Or really cute blonde women who are already on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

One of the highlights of living in Cowtown (Fort Worth, Texas) is the annual Fat Stock Show and Rodeo. It happens this time every year. That’s why it has “annual” in its name.

It’s a big deal around here. You even get a day off from school. It’s called Rodeo Day. But since most grown ups [...]

don’t mess with texas, y’all

A couple from Texas and a couple from the East Coast were seated side by side on an airplane.

The girl from Texas, being friendly and all, said, “So where y’all from?”

The East Coast girl said, “From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.”

The girl from [...]