texas

Rodeos ain’t for pussies. Or really cute blonde women who are already on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

February 6, 2010

One of the highlights of living in Cowtown (Fort Worth, Texas) is the annual Fat Stock Show and Rodeo. It happens this time every year. That’s why it has “annual” in its name. It’s a big deal around here. You even get a day off from school. It’s called Rodeo Day. But since most grown [...]

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don’t mess with texas, y’all

July 24, 2008

A couple from Texas and a couple from the East Coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendly and all, said, “So where y’all from?” The East Coast girl said, “From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.” [...]

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