November 10, 2009
Today I’m seeing my gynecologist for my 4 week post hysterectomy exam. Which is just a fancy way of saying my doctor will have both of her hands and a couple of salad spoons shoved up my vagina. For medical purposes of course. Which is awesome. I’m *really* looking forward to it. You know what [...]
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October 10, 2008
the other day i was with nazi trainer. we’re not working out together anymore–now he works on the various parts of me that are strained/tight/hurting. apparently there is such a thing as working out too much. so he’s taken it upon himself to *fix* me. oh, also he thinks the name ‘nazi trainer’ no longer [...]
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