  |
dear ungrateful children who call me mother, i know it seems like i’m here to serve your every whim, but let me be the first to set the record straight. i HAVE to take care of you. i don’t necessarily WANT to…all the time, or on weekends, or during prime time television. we all make [...] it’s happening. my oldest daughter is about to start…..driving! she informed me that she is now eligible to sign up for driver’s ed. is it too late to shove her back up into my uterus? yeah, i thought so. she’s WAY bigger than me now. that would look weird. and it would be like the world’s worst wedgie. people [...] friday i came home and tommy pulled me aside and said, “i bought you a present,” and the way he said it in that-hey, little girl, want some candy?-kind of way, i was sure i knew what kind of “present” he was talking about. i thought, he totally has a bow wrapped around his penis. [...] |
 
Click here for the code |
|
Copyright © 2010 ShaunaGlenn.com - All Rights Reserved Log in |
||
