My husband has an illness.
Oh, you’re sweet. Thank you for your kind words and your prayers.
He’s going to need a lot of help from the big man upstairs because I’M GOING TO KILL HIM.
This illness I speak of?
It’s nothing too serious and is not life threatening–unless I stab him with the grilling fork. [...]
it appears my laptop has crashed. and like everything else where i’m concerned, she has crashed in the most dramatic fashion. (cough, attention whore)
but really, if you’re going to go down, go down big, right? that’s always been my motto.
i don’t know what happened. i thought we were happy. i thought [...]
ugh, i’m sick. i feel terrible. my throat hurts so bad that every time i swallow it’s as if i’m swallowing nails.
i was achy, but not so much today. that’s good because aches, pains, and kids don’t mix well. they see me lying in the bed and they immediately assume i’m unconditionally available [...]