ok, here’s the deal. this week has sucked.

i really don’t know where to go from there.

oh, except to say that next week’s contest is this…

email me your story about the time your kid(s) embarrassed you the most. you probably have more than one story–pick the best one. the winner gets to keep my kids for a week while i go on holiday. or a $100 gift card to target. your choice. i would totally choose the first thing if i were you.

here’s one of my many stories.

i was in the grocery store with my two oldest daughters who were 4 and 3 at the time. there was a rather large person waddling, i mean walking, toward us when my four year old pointed and yelled, “you’re so fat i bet you can’t fit through the front door!” before i could smack her upside the head the three year old followed with, “i think you’re so fat you can’t fit in your GARAGE!”

really? do i need to go on? the important thing is we got out of there alive. turns out we could run a hell of a lot faster than that fatter than a garage person. seriously though? i wouldn’t have been able to describe it any better had i tried. not that i would. i’m totally down with fat people.

ps. not sure the gender of said fatter than a garage person.

send entries to shauna@shaunaglenn.com

xo