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to kill a mocking boy

um, let’s say you walk in the living room to find your adorable 3 year old son with his pants down to his ankles, peeing on the coffee table–right on your favorite art book, presumably ruining it.

do you:

a. gasp, then clutch your chest in true fred sanford fashion.

b. applaud his efforts yelling, “bravo. bravo!”

c. critique [...]

what is wrong with this picture?

the picture you’re about to see is not only disturbing, but also sad and pathetic.

here is my dad, sitting alone in his house, watching the tcu football game WITH HIS IMAGINARY FELLOW FANS.

how sad/bizarre/humiliating/downright weird is that?

when i asked him about this obvious cry for help, he merely said, “i do this for every game. [...]