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		<title>when bad things happen to ceramic monkey mugs</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[this morning as i was making the bed for the 1 billlionth time, i wondered something. so i left the room to find tommy, sitting in a familiar spot at the kitchen table, staring blankly at the screen on his laptop. i walked over, stopped in front of him, placed my hands on my hips [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>this morning as i was making the bed for the 1 billlionth time, i wondered something.  so i left the room to find tommy, sitting in a familiar spot at the kitchen table, staring blankly at the screen on his laptop.  i walked over, stopped in front of him, placed my hands on my hips and asked, &#8220;so if i&#8217;m dead, would you EVER make the bed?&#8221;</p>
<p>without looking at me (and without breaking stride) he said, &#8220;i wouldn&#8217;t have to. my much younger girlfriend would do it.&#8221;</p>
<p>and that&#8217;s when the innocent coffee mug met the wall for the first and last time. </p>
<p>that tommy, he can sure move quickly when he needs to.</p>
<p>damn.  i&#8217;m gonna miss that cup.  it went with a set of six.  AND, it took me 30 minutes to clean up the mess.</p>
<p>funny comment of the day: harley started a new school today. a catholic school. we&#8217;re not catholic&#8230;or religious.  when tommy and i picked her up she said she had a great day.  and then she cocked her head sideways and asked, &#8220;is this a cathletic school? cuz we prayed A LOT. we prayed for the rain to go away&#8230;we prayed before we ate&#8230;we prayed so much that i thought for sure this must be a cathletic school.&#8221;</p>
<p>we&#8217;re STILL laughing.</p>
<p>overheard in the backseat earlier: ethan turned to harley and said, &#8220;did you hear what my tummy just said? it said &#8216;give me your burrito.&#8217;&#8221;</p>
<p>still laughing about that one too.</p>
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