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I'll show you hairy

Today is the first day I get to drive since having surgery a week ago. I must admit it was a little scary getting behind the wheel. Before I put the key in the ignition–which by the way, is a story in itself. Since I haven’t *used* the car in a week, I had NO [...]

to kill a mocking boy

um, let’s say you walk in the living room to find your adorable 3 year old son with his pants down to his ankles, peeing on the coffee table–right on your favorite art book, presumably ruining it.

do you:

a. gasp, then clutch your chest in true fred sanford fashion.

b. applaud his efforts yelling, “bravo. bravo!”

c. critique [...]

if you’re looking for another word for asshole…

try *teenager.*

ugh. can i just say that i loathe teenagers? and, unfortunately, i have expertise in the shark tank known as *teenager-dom.* and trust me, they all suck. and not like in a ‘oh, look, it’s a cute and cuddly post pubescent narcissist.’ no, it’s more like, someone grab me a rope and a pencil [...]