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If my dog made me a sandwich

So I was standing in my closet, getting dressed for the day.

I pulled on my favorite pair of jeans and noticed they were tight. Like too tight to button. And naturally I convinced myself that I couldn’t button them because they had just been washed. You know, cuz jeans totally shrink when you dry them. [...]

the talk

ethan: “mama, i got a penis.”

me: “you do indeed.”

ethan: “you got a penis?”

me: “no, mommy’s a girl and girls generally don’t have penises. except for if that girl is born a ‘girl’ physically, but feels like a boy inside–then THAT girl might have a penis added to her person–if she has a lot of [...]