i’m up early…on a saturday…when i don’t have to be. and you know why?
tommy’s fart alarm went off and scared the bejesus out of me. i swear to god it was as loud as a bull horn.
needless to say it’s hard for one to go back to sleep after one’s heart leaps out [...]
dear hubs,
i always thought you were the one. when i met you 10 years ago i said to myself, “girl, now this guy’s worth holding on to.” you were practically perfect in every way (it’s hard typing that sentence without busting out in laughter or falling out of my chair) and nothing you [...]
ok, first of all, i can’t be held responsible for the title of today’s post. last night when i was going to bed, i came up with it and thought it was brilliant. and no, i wasn’t drunk OR on drugs. i can’t explain it, but for some reason i thought this [...]
