Best Of Shauna Glenn

I should totally have my own show on HSN…selling housewares and kitchen gadgets.

How to know for sure when it’s time for a new doorknob

JUST SAY YOU LIKE MEAT!

I win, which really by the time you finish reading this you’ll understand that when I say “I win” it’s just a fancy way of saying my life sucks.

The Grandmother of All Snakes

The Post You Wish You Hadn’t Read

Drowning Ashley

Have You Seen This Girl?

This post was not supposed to be sad but I cried the entire time I was writing it. Until the funny parts. Then I was laughing.

The Barbara Walters Show

The Dentist and the Dumbass

Does having the hair lasered off your body really make you a better person?

Open Letter To My Inner Fat Girl

If Tommy Wrote Me a Letter

Nice Weather We’re Having

My Mom Wasn’t Looking So I Hijacked Her Computer

We’re gonna need bigger fish