The last few days I’ve been sick. And yesterday I made the mistake of watching the movie, Contagion. Normally this wouldn’t be a bad thing (watching a movie whilst ill) except my symptoms are the EXACT SAME symptoms as those in the movie. You know, the symptoms that killed almost everybody on the entire planet. So either I came across the wrong combination of bat and pig (you’d had to have seen the movie to understand this reference) and am going to start seizing and foaming at the mouth within the next twelve hours and DIE, or I’ve got a terrible respiratory infection, also known as, the common cold. For which there still is not a cure. Which is totally bizarre-o to me since cars can parallel park themselves without our help AND we can start these same cars using our cell phone, while flying 35,000 feet above the Earth.* Come on science, you’re embarrassing yourself.
While I’m recovering, why don’t you check out what I’ve been up to this week.
I tried my hand at French cooking.
I made really cute Valentine’s treat bags for the kids to take to school.
I’m pretty sure the wine I drank was drugged.
And I proved once again why I probably shouldn’t be left alone.
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You can check out some cool stuff I pinned on Pinterest here. If you’re not on Pinterest yet, you’re missing out. If you need an invite, leave your email address in the comment section.
*I’m not sure if your phone can actually do this or not, I was being dramatic.
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wow, i could not agree more. that is truly mind boggling to be in 2012 and know we still don’t have a cold cure
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Would you please, oh please, invite me to Pinterest so I can come off the waiting list, and stop feeling like that awkward 7th grader with big boobs who always gets picked last for volleyball? Please and thank you
PS. Your blog rocks! And not even in the “I-just-want-you-to-do-something-for-me-so-I-am-expanding-your-ego” way but in the “sitting-on-the-edge-of-my-Facebook-chair-waiting-for-a-new-blog” kind of way. Just an FYI.
PPS. Your blogs make me laugh at work. Loudly. I’m pretty sure I am going to have to get THIS good at writing my own blogs to support my shoe habit because I am totally getting fired.
PPPS. I know I could stop reading your blogs at work, but they keep me from jamming a letter opener into my eye. Repeatedly.
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Invite sent!!