I’m spending this week with three of my four kids (plus one of my kid’s friends) in Florida.
All you need to know about the trip getting here is nobody died. I mean it was touch and go there for awhile, but we made it. (I want to send a big shout out to my mom who handed me a handful of Xanax and said, “Here, you’ll need these.”)
Dude.
Anyway, we’re here. And it’s hot as…well, think of the hottest thing you can and that’s how hot it is. Then add 150% humidity.
Side note: I wonder what the statistics show about heat and murder. I would be willing to bet a lot of money that more people get stabbed in the south during the summer months.
I’ve taken a ton of pictures so far but no one is more enthusiastic about posing for the camera (or jumping off things) as the baby man.
I present to you, Ethan. (complete with video)
And my very favorite so far…
Click here to watch Ethan shake his money maker. Booty Dance
And that’s what going on over here.
Part 2 of the trip coming soon. Remind me to tell you the story about how this man at the burger stand asked for my phone number and I giggled and politely declined and so then he said, “Ma’am. I’m serious. I need to get a phone number on all credit card transactions in case there is a problem. I can assure you I’m not hitting on you. I’m gay.” This all went down in front of like 20 people who not-so-quietly snickered in my direction. It was awesome.
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I’m not gay either but I would totally hit on you.
BTW, I like Ethan’s plummers crack. Very nice.
Have fun down there in the country’s furnace. LOL
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No matter how hot it is there, I’m jealous.
I want to have your house.
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You have such beautiful kids! Good luck down there.
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Now did he pose for that last picture or was he just showing some plumber’s crack and you being the sneaky mom you are took the picture for blackmail purposes in 10 years?
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I didn’t know you could drink a pint of Guinness through a straw!
I know the post is mainly about Ethan, but man, Riley gets more beautiful every day. Hope you’re well!
Cute! Love the booty shakin’ dance!
Awe… well, on your way back through Mississippi, wave at me! OH! And we can eat Eggs together if you aren’t in a rush!
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Seriously – have you ever been to Minnesota in August? Then we’ll talk about heat and humidity.
On a side-note – Guinness ROCKS!Its what get me through the Minnesota dog-days of summer!
See I write as though I have had a few Guinness already!