This morning I got an email from my mom.
And after reading it I spent the next twenty minutes laughing my ass off.
Here is her story.
Shauna,
Last week I went to the dermatologist for a skin check up and the lady at the desk wants to know if I would like Botox, etc while I am there. I consider it for a moment until I see a lady come out with the biggest fat lip I have ever seen. I told her I would think about it next time I came in. Not!
After that I went to get my toenails re-polished and while there I saw they had a special on waxing. What the heck, I said ok. I went in and told her to do my lips and eye brows. She starts cleaning and brushing my eyebrows and then puts wax ON MY EYEBROW. I asked her what she was doing. Of course she was Chinese and I think she said she was going to rip my eyebrows off. I told her to stop and I did not want that at all. I got out of there quick!
The next day we didn’t have to be at airport (for our trip to Alaska) till 10am, so I went for a swim in the pool that morning about 8. I noticed my wind chime over the flower bed had fallen down and I went to pick it up. I was in a hurry and stubbed my toe on a giant rock.
So now I am on the plane with a throbbing toe. At least I didn’t have fat lips and one eyebrow!!
Love Mom
And now I am laughing again. Apparently idiocy is genetic. Who knew.
My favorite line…”Of course she was Chinese…”
Be sure to go to Bad Mom’s Club today and read my story titled Poop on my boob.
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your mom is so cute. my mom’s stories all have to do with church and choir. surprised she didn’t give you a picture of the toe.
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So what did she think an eyebrow wax was? You should tell her that she needs a Brazilian wax. I bet that story would be so hilarious you’d win some sort of award. Or a bottle of wine. Same thing.
Becky Mochaface´s last [type] ..Hump Day Humor- Pacey-Con
Dude. She was going to RIP HER EYEBROWS OFF? What. The. Hell?
Your mom is cool. And in other news, I’m the third Beckey in a row to leave a comment. What are the chances? I think we should host a parade. A parade of Beckeys! I’ll be the master of ceremonies, naturally. And your mom can ride on a float. A float that has something to do with China. We can figure out all these details later. Oh, I’m so excited!
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I love her.