Comments on: How to tell your kids you have breast implants

By: Mbonn

Mbonn — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 14:54:51 +0000

I love your boobs, they were worth every penny. They’re Gorgeous!

…thats probably weird to say but whatever!
.-= Mbonn´s last blog ..This is not a post for Ali Martell =-.

By: Dulwich Divorcee

Dulwich Divorcee — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:48:12 +0000

On the plus side, slamming your boob in the door ought to make it swell. On the minus side, you’ve already had the implants….ouch

By: Avitable

Avitable — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 01:19:37 +0000

If we're ever on a plane together and it goes down, I'm grabbing onto your boobs, okay? .-= Avitable´s last blog ..My interview with Peter Graves =-.

By: Shannon

Shannon — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 19:01:51 +0000

Associategirl totally stole my comment. Oh, and … slamming your boob in the car door…. how the heck do you DO that???!

By: Associategirl

Associategirl — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 15:05:20 +0000

“So I was getting out of the car the other day and like any other normal person I slammed my left boob in the door.” Coffee just came out of my nose. Funniest comment in the blogosphere today.

By: MJ

MJ — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 13:44:09 +0000

In a few years you are soooooo going to catch Harley sneaking the bicycle pump into her room and trying to “inflate” her flat chest…

Mini-MJ is going to have the same issue….and bless her heart, she also got my teeth. I can’t decide whether to start putting money into her orthodontist fund, her boob-job fund, or her counseling fund. Forget the college fund….with her flat chest, f’d up teeth and crazy Mom, she’ll have great grades. God knows she’ll have plenty of time to study while NOT dating. hahaha (This is how I made it into a top tier grad school….)