The other day I saw a bumper sticker that caught my attention. Mostly because I was like wow, the world’s oldest virgin.
OK, I don’t have *proof* that whoever owns this car is old…or a virgin. But I’d be willing to bet money on it.
Also? I’m a little jealous. Because this sticker is kinda awesome.
Ooh, you can see my reflection
Who wouldn’t want a cat named Harley Quinn? (I bet the cat lady LOVES romance novels. I’m just guessing)
NO one loves their cats more than this lady.
Hey, if you love ME, you can grab my button. Click the word BUTTON CODE at the top to you know…get the code.
It’s weird you don’t know this, but I have an I Heart Shauna Glenn bumper sticker on my car ALREADY.
I used that picture of you from the tub. You know the one.
A personalized bumper sticker professing love for cats… And to think I though I had seen enough stupid things in life that people spend their money on.
She’s only a crazy cat lady because she has THREE cats. Two is the cut off for not being crazy.
Guess how many cats I have??
your button is now on my blog! love ya!
Can I just get a bumper sticker of you for my car? Thanks. That’d be great.
Maybe she has sex with her cats.
Obviously you’re missing out on HUGE income potential here by not offering a line of Shauna Glenn bumper stickers.
Get on that…and you may never have to “work” again.
I didn’t realize you and Tommy own a winery? Wow that is fascinating. Imaging personalized wine bottles that could talk? Now there is a ShaunaGlen feature. For instance, you crack the seal and you hear “what the fuck is taking so long?”. You either unscrew the cap or pop the cork and next is “ooooh ya baby…”. The best feature would have to be while pouring you hear “that’s the way un-huh un-hun I like it!” Now, not all fairy tales are perfect…nearing the end of the bottle the ShaunaGlen voice gets a little cranky and tells anyone who touches the bottle “don’t touch that bottle…get your hands off of my bottle now bitch! Do you know who I am? Do YOU?…That’s what I thought…oh…wait….you. have. another bottle? oh, well…why didn’t you say that? That’s the way un-huh un-huh I like it (clap clap clap clap).
FYI if that was my bumpersticker, it would be my cry for help. Almost a note of well..desperation. I would almost think you should have rear ended that person. Simply a cry for attention.
Hey Hey Hey! Been a while!!!
The Cat Lady. They’re always the hottest, best dressed, most amazing women :p You know you’re jealous.
Happy New Year!!
I’ve never liked cats much. Whenever I see this kind of “Look! I’m CRAZY!!” sort of bumper sticker or whatever, I generally start running in the other direction. Dem peoples scare me.
Great post…worst title ever!
My sister has a license plate frame that says “my dogs are cuter than your grandkids.”
Now she’s no virgin but she’s for sure not married.
To many hairballs in the bed.
I asked you not to take a picture of my bumper sticker.
Harly Quinn also happens to be the name of a comic book character. So the owner of the car, cats, and bumper sticker is also a fan of DC Comics. I concur with your assessment of said virginity.
Definitely a virgin.