I always knew the Internet was for porn

by Shauna on January 26, 2010

For the last year all I’ve heard is how I *need* to see Avenue Q on Broadway. My friend has gone on and on and on about it–I mean, it got *really* annoying. Finally I was like OK I’LL GO, NOW WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP ABOUT AVENUE Q!?!?

And man, am I glad I went.

Holy musical theater, that show is funny.

I mean like laugh out loud, naked fucking puppets, funny.

I can totally see why he thought I would like it. It’s so completely inappropriate that even *I* blushed. AND I DON’T BLUSH!

My favorite song… The Internet is for Porn.

I even bought a t-shirt.

Sorry in advance for the fact that you can see my nipples, DAD

So it’s my turn to be really annoying and tell you that if you EVER get the chance to see Avenue Q YOU MUST!

I’ll never be able to get the image of puppets fucking out of my head.

I’m still laughing.

No seriously.

I’m laughing about it right now.

People are starting to stare.

{ 24 comments… read them below or add one }

Gabriella January 26, 2010 at 7:19 am

I heard that Johnny from Johnny and the sprites was in that. Was he there???

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Jaded Jennifer January 26, 2010 at 7:39 am

Love the shirt. They’re supposed to be coming to Spokane soon and I’m planning to go see them.

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dante January 26, 2010 at 8:15 am

That is a great shirt! Because of what it says and because you fill it so well, lol…

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katie | motherbumper January 26, 2010 at 8:31 am

Everyone tried to convince me to go when it was on in Toronto and I missed it. Now I wish I had gone. Oh well, I’ll make you act it out for me.

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Brittany January 27, 2010 at 1:22 pm

OMG PLEASE SAY WE CAN ALL PUT ON A PUPPET SHOW!!!!!

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Becky Mochaface January 26, 2010 at 9:54 am

Never heard of it before. But now it’s on my must see list!

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sam {temptingmama} January 26, 2010 at 10:24 am

Johnny and the Sprites? REALLY? I’d see it for that, because honestly? I so know the internet is for more than just porn. Pfffft. There’s like ratemypoo.com and shit. Literally.

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Loranne January 26, 2010 at 11:05 am

so, so jealous of your perky boobies…*sigh* God put mine on upside down!

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Jamie January 26, 2010 at 2:53 pm

That shirt will go perfectly with your Betty Ford hat!

And now if that show comes here, I’ll be sure to see it!

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Bellawriter January 26, 2010 at 2:53 pm

Sooo funny. I like the “it sucks to be me” song. Sucka sucka sucka sucka sucks to be me. Gets stuck in your head when you’re having one of ‘those’ days.

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Ken January 26, 2010 at 5:40 pm

Thank you ..thank you for not making have me to look you in the eyes! Such a relief….

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always home and uncool January 26, 2010 at 5:47 pm

And I thought you’d like it only for the onstage puppet sex.

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aha111 January 26, 2010 at 6:07 pm

Judging by the t-shirt picture, it was bit nippy when it was taken.

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Anna - Penny Sophisticate January 26, 2010 at 10:07 pm

I’ve only been to one Broadway show, and that was it. It was freakin’ hilarious. Really.

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apathy lounge January 27, 2010 at 5:22 am

Puppets having sex. I feel the same way when I watch “Southpark” with little kids with potty mouths speaking just like tiny Richard Pryors.

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Genny January 27, 2010 at 9:07 am

Um, your nipples are lopsided! Please wear your Betty Ford Hat with that shirt and no bra – that’s HILARIOUS~!

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Jen January 27, 2010 at 11:37 am

I am ITCHING to see that show! I’ve had the soundtrack for a few months and even laugh out loud at that.

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Hippo Brigade January 27, 2010 at 11:44 am

whoa! nice boobies. are you wearing that bra with the built in nipples like Jennifer Aniston always wears, or are you just awesome like that?

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beanie January 27, 2010 at 11:53 am

They aren’t staring at your shirt, they are staring at your nipples.

And I’m allowed to say that because I’m pregnant and my nippes are like saucers.

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Mbonn January 27, 2010 at 5:44 pm

Apparently this *post* is for porn too! You’ve got super awesome boobs. I’m only 21 and your boobs are way perkier and hotter than mine! Way to go! :D

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Avitable January 28, 2010 at 9:25 am

I’m sorry. I can’t think of a comment after seeing that photo.

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pixielation January 30, 2010 at 3:09 pm

I really want to see Avenue Q, and I didn’t even know that there was puppet sex in it! (Until now.)

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SR February 4, 2010 at 1:13 pm

Um, your nipples are lopsided! ad nauseum

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Spencer February 9, 2010 at 3:28 am

Finally, the puppets are getting it.

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