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	<title>Comments on: If you&#8217;re going to be stabbed, it&#8217;s always best to get drunk first</title>
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		<title>By: Sydney Maglori</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sydney Maglori</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 15:01:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You should definitely check out the $50 free chip being offered at our new Bet Phoenix Casino. Limited time offer at: <b><a href="http://bit.ly/bet-phoenix" rel="nofollow">Bet Phoenix</a></b>. Good luck!</p>
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		<title>By: Grumble Girl</title>
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		<dc:creator>Grumble Girl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 14:18:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, screw her.  You don&#039;t look like either... you know how all blondes look the same.  You&#039;re rocking it, lady.  And you&#039;re gonna rock 40 so freaking HARD when it&#039;s time... don&#039;t fret.  You look fantastic.  And you&#039;re super smart, and super sessy.  Total WIN for you!!  Soon you&#039;ll have license to get really crazy in public.  Not that you need a license.  Not that you&#039;re not crazy already... you&#039;re well on your way.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, screw her.  You don&#8217;t look like either&#8230; you know how all blondes look the same.  You&#8217;re rocking it, lady.  And you&#8217;re gonna rock 40 so freaking HARD when it&#8217;s time&#8230; don&#8217;t fret.  You look fantastic.  And you&#8217;re super smart, and super sessy.  Total WIN for you!!  Soon you&#8217;ll have license to get really crazy in public.  Not that you need a license.  Not that you&#8217;re not crazy already&#8230; you&#8217;re well on your way.</p>
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		<title>By: Wendi</title>
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		<dc:creator>Wendi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 16:06:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have recently been told many times that I look like the woman on The Biggest Loser. After I stopped crying, I realized they meant the host, not one of the contestants.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have recently been told many times that I look like the woman on The Biggest Loser. After I stopped crying, I realized they meant the host, not one of the contestants.</p>
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		<title>By: Avitable</title>
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		<dc:creator>Avitable</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 04:36:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You definitely look a lot more like Britney herself. When she was hot, not the shaved head psycho look.  Although you did attack me with an umbrella.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You definitely look a lot more like Britney herself. When she was hot, not the shaved head psycho look.  Although you did attack me with an umbrella.</p>
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		<title>By: Kriste</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kriste</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 05:59:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I always get you looks like this celeb but I can&#039;t think of their name. Grr... can&#039;t some one just say you look nice, pretty.. etc... 
And yeah.. I agree with MJ, tell them they look like the so and so transgendered dad. Or they look like that cat woman lady.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I always get you looks like this celeb but I can&#8217;t think of their name. Grr&#8230; can&#8217;t some one just say you look nice, pretty.. etc&#8230;<br />
And yeah.. I agree with MJ, tell them they look like the so and so transgendered dad. Or they look like that cat woman lady.</p>
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		<title>By: Sherry Hansen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sherry Hansen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 23:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can&#039;t decide what celebrity you look like but it&#039;s definitely not either of those two - it&#039;s somebody young and hot (with great boobs)!  I want to know what restaurant it is so I can go there (I live in Fort Worth) and see who they tell me I look like!  :-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t decide what celebrity you look like but it&#8217;s definitely not either of those two &#8211; it&#8217;s somebody young and hot (with great boobs)!  I want to know what restaurant it is so I can go there (I live in Fort Worth) and see who they tell me I look like!  <img src='http://www.shaunaglenn.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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