WINNERS ANNOUNCED!!!
Wow. 469 entries. That is a lot. I’m thrilled that you all were excited about the giveaway. And because I had such a huge response, I added more prizes!
So, besides the Basket O’Goodies, I have 3 hand painted wine glasses and 3 signed copies of my book, Heaping Spoonful, to giveaway. Oh, and don’t forget the “hand mixer.” Heh.
Without further adieu, here are the winners–drawn randomly.
The hand painted wine glasses go to:
Bobbi
Bellawriter
Kristel
The book winners are:
Alyssa Molina
Leah B.
Ashley, the Accidental Olympian
The “hand mixer” goes to: Tracie B
And the GRAND PRIZE BASKET WORTH OVER $200 GOES TO…..
***JAIME***
Congratulations to all the winners! And thank you for entering the contest! Stay tuned for another giveaway in January. Perhaps the next contest prize will be a lifetime supply of KY Jelly. Who wouldn’t want THAT?!
(winners: email your mailing address to shauna@shaunaglenn.com)
**UPDATED**
**UDATED UPDATED**MORE PRIZES FOR MORE WINNERS!!**
Holy Wow, you’re going to LOVE this. And just in time for Christmas!
I’ve put together a basket of some of my favorite things (like Oprah, but on a budget), and I’m going to GIVE IT AWAY to one of YOU!!!
All you have to do is tell me what you want for Christmas, but probably, most likely, won’t get.
Me? I’m asking for a Maserati, but I’m *pretty sure* I’m not getting one. And when I say *pretty sure* I mean there’s no way in hell.
So.
Moving on to more important things. The basket. (did I mention it’s worth over $200? US dollars–not Canada–in Canada it would be worth like seventy million)
I will totally arm wrestle you for this stuff
Inside the basket you will find:
*Red Christmas footed pajamas
*A wooden picture frame
*Bumble and Bumble shampoo, conditioner, styling lotion, and styling creme
*A .5 oz bottle of Viva La Juicy perfume
*EcoTools bamboo 6 piece cosmetic brush set
*Eyeshadow kit from e.l.f.
*Hand towels: one reads “Naughty” the other “Nice”
*A 12 oz package of holiday M&Ms (because sometimes M&Ms ARE the answer)
*Hand painted wine glass designed by yours truly. It reads: Wine…the other food group.
*A 3.38 oz tube of Burt’s Bees Peppermint Foot Lotion
*Lip plumping lipgloss from Sexy Motherpucker
and last but not least…
*Signed copy of my book, Heaping Spoonful
Well. What are you waiting for???
Get to the comments section and FAST! (Oh, and Jeez I hate to leave out the Canadians, but US dwellers only. Sorry, Canada. You’re getting screwed once again)
PS. You can enter as many times as you like. Just leave a different answer in each comment. I don’t want to read how you want a bigger penis–27 times.
PPS. The winner will be picked at random on Friday, December 11 at 5pm Central.
PPPS. Tommy feels bad for Canada so he said he would personally pick up the tab for the shipping if one of you Canadians wins. He’s like the nicest guy ever. And is partial to Canadian hookers (apparently). No offense to American hookers, eh?
PPPPS. Just added some more prizes. Besides the basket-o-goodies, I’ll be giving away a “personal massager/hand mixer” compliments of Eden Fantasys. I also have 3 wine glasses hand painted by yours truly and 3 signed copies of my book, Heaping Spoonful. So instead of only one winner, THERE WILL BE 8!! WOO HOO!
GOOD LUCK!!
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I want an engagement ring from Santa. A beautiful, vintage ring with absolutely no time restrictions on the actual wedding part. Just a promise made with diamonds.
No, I most likely wont be getting this for Christmas, but a girl can dream, right?
To be able to eat all the chocolate I want and not gain a pound.
For my 2 year old to listen all the time and do what I ask without being asked twice.
A maid. Without the guilt of having a messy house that I want someone else to clean.
All my Christmas shopping done and wrapped.
I want all of my debt paid off. Debt free baby!
I want a gift card to Victoria’s Secret to get all new lingerie. (That one’s for hubby)
I want a Wii.
Oh, and Wii Fit to go with it!
I want some Carmex that doesn’t taste like ass. Cause it may work well but I hate the way it tastes.
I want snow on Christmas.
I want a yoga mat and ball. And new sneakers.
For my cat Clovis to get well.
A job for my husband. You know, so we have time to “miss” each other!
I want the Marine Corps to decide that my husband really doesn’t need to get deployed and miss the birth of our first child. But I know I won’t get that, the military doesn’t so much care about MY baby!!!
A new frig.
I would love it the game World of Warcraft just suddenly ceased to exist!
Or maybe a new computer for my husband that has some sort of Warcraft protection thing where it wont play on it..
I want my brain back. You know, the one that went on vacation when I got pregnant and everyone said that was normal? Well, apparently Fiji is more fun than my head, because, if anything, my mental capacity is diminishing with every post-partum day.
Also acceptable: visiting my brain in Fiji.
And while Santa’s at it, I’ll need my pre-birth (and maybe a few extra lbs..) figure back to dress in a new bikini to wear in Fiji.
Oh how I love thee.
First, I would like DVR. I believe I am the only one in this century that doesn’t have it.
Second, I would like for the Army to change their minds and decide that perhaps they don’t need my husband in Afghanistan. Is that too much to ask?
Next, I would pay a lot of money to magically lose 15 lbs. Without any given effort from me.
Last but not least, I would like Santa to bring me some sanity so that I can survive the terrible twos.
A gorgeous Tifaany swing ring and a maid!
I want a good job! Oh & pretty jewerly!
All I want for Christmas is an affordable home for our baby on the way.
I’d also like a Kindle for Christmas. Books are so 2006.
Please Santa some alcohol to deal with the in-laws this Christmas?
Ok, giving this one more try… I want your fabulous mug!
I personal chef!
I also need a pair of knee-high boots. Because really, what woman doesn’t look sexy as hell in knee-high boots? But since I not only have the widest feet on the planet, I also have the biggest calves on the planet, the knee-high boots that fit me are about $200.
Not gonna happen. Not even if I sit on Santa’s lap and ask nicely. With a bj thrown in. Bummer.
holy 436 comments! i suppose, while we’re at it, one more thing i’d like is a blog post that elicits 436 comments. but i think that would require me to post more than 1 entry. damn.
Am I too late for the drawing??
I want to lose 50 lbs… and to *actuall* do that a personal chef & trainer to whip me into shape!
oh and diamond stud earrings (at least a half carat each)
I want motivation to run again for Christmas… if I can’t have that I will settle for rock hard abs and a nice ass.
I would like one, just ONE, night that I can sleep through without being kicked by my almost two year old son, filling the sippy cup with milk, or being pushed out of the bed. This would be perfect if I could spend some, ahem, adult time with the hubby without having to stop every few seconds because one of us thought we heard him moving around. Kind of stops the rhythm you know? But alas, I don’t see that anytime in my future.
Smashbox makeup would be nice. My husband handed me the debit card and told me to have at it. I really REALLY want to, but we don’t have the money, really. I’m almost out of foundation. And I’m pregnant and blotchy. Ugh, where is Santa!???
Wow… my chances are 1 in 441… not looking good. But what the heck, I’ll let you know what I want for christmas. What I would like for christmas is for my roommate (girl) to stop “good-gaming” me (girl) in public. It has become a competition to embarrass me in the most public of place. Besides, I think my ass is getting lopsided. Which really isn’t helping me get a boyfriend. (Which, can I add that on to my wish for christmas? No not a boyfriend! A sweet, un-lopsided ass, duh!)
So…. Dear Santa, can I please have a new roommate and unlopsided ass for christmas? Thanks, Ace
My divorce to be final.
To have the winning lotto numbers to the next $50 jackpot slipped into my stocking!
Oops, that should be 50 million, not $50. Although I wouldn’t turn my nose up at $50, LOL.
A replacement ring for the one I irresponsibly lost in September.
Chocolate.
Please send chocolate. Enough to kill a lesser woman.
p.s. This is fun. How do you feel about me continuing to use your blog like this; a quick check in at the end of the day, just letting you know what’s on today’s wish list? Cheaper than therapy.
Also. What I actually need is a super powered vacuum please. Work on that bathroom I asked you for HAS ACTUALLY STARTED (praise be to the Lord Santa. Be careful what you wish for: I walked in from work to a scene from Pompeii, inch thick rubble dust EVERYWHERE. No point cleaning, they’re doing more tomorrow.
I did what any sane woman would do: wiped the dust off the Shiraz and dug in. Turn off the lights, by candlelight the dust ain’t so visible
My 1 1/2 year old not to break his face if I dont get to him in time since he insists on climbing on everything!!
I would like to rephrase my previous Christmas wish. I wished that my first child (who just HAS to be due on the greatest drinking night EVER-12/31) would come before Christmas so I could have my uterus and vagina back in time to enjoy them and a huge bottle of wine on New Years. THEN I decided that even if she does come by then it will be a while before I can enjoy my vagina and I will probably will get some pain medicine that will overpower anything wine can do for me (one perk of having your crotch ripped open by a human)… SOOO now I just wish that my vag comes out of this whole thing okay. I mean I’ve heard it goes back to pretty much normal but I want MY lady parts to come out SPECTACULAR! Like glittery and stuff.
I doubt I will get this =( I’ll totally settle for a hand mixer that will make me FEEL like I’m sparkly
I would love to have a heater in my office (shed) so I don’t freeze my @$$ off every morning when I go to work, yes, I work at home but sometimes I wonder is it worth it when I’m freezing…ok, it is, but I still would like a heater so I don’t…BTW, love your blog, when I need a good laugh, I know all I have to do is read what you posted for the day…Thanks for the chance…
Since I saw some of the other people posted like 3 times, I’m going to post again…I would also love to fit into the jeans I bought last year and still have gotten my ass into…Thanks.
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