WINNERS ANNOUNCED!!!
Wow. 469 entries. That is a lot. I’m thrilled that you all were excited about the giveaway. And because I had such a huge response, I added more prizes!
So, besides the Basket O’Goodies, I have 3 hand painted wine glasses and 3 signed copies of my book, Heaping Spoonful, to giveaway. Oh, and don’t forget the “hand mixer.” Heh.
Without further adieu, here are the winners–drawn randomly.
The hand painted wine glasses go to:
Bobbi
Bellawriter
Kristel
The book winners are:
Alyssa Molina
Leah B.
Ashley, the Accidental Olympian
The “hand mixer” goes to: Tracie B
And the GRAND PRIZE BASKET WORTH OVER $200 GOES TO…..
***JAIME***
Congratulations to all the winners! And thank you for entering the contest! Stay tuned for another giveaway in January. Perhaps the next contest prize will be a lifetime supply of KY Jelly. Who wouldn’t want THAT?!
(winners: email your mailing address to shauna@shaunaglenn.com)
**UPDATED**
**UDATED UPDATED**MORE PRIZES FOR MORE WINNERS!!**
Holy Wow, you’re going to LOVE this. And just in time for Christmas!
I’ve put together a basket of some of my favorite things (like Oprah, but on a budget), and I’m going to GIVE IT AWAY to one of YOU!!!
All you have to do is tell me what you want for Christmas, but probably, most likely, won’t get.
Me? I’m asking for a Maserati, but I’m *pretty sure* I’m not getting one. And when I say *pretty sure* I mean there’s no way in hell.
So.
Moving on to more important things. The basket. (did I mention it’s worth over $200? US dollars–not Canada–in Canada it would be worth like seventy million)
I will totally arm wrestle you for this stuff
Inside the basket you will find:
*Red Christmas footed pajamas
*A wooden picture frame
*Bumble and Bumble shampoo, conditioner, styling lotion, and styling creme
*A .5 oz bottle of Viva La Juicy perfume
*EcoTools bamboo 6 piece cosmetic brush set
*Eyeshadow kit from e.l.f.
*Hand towels: one reads “Naughty” the other “Nice”
*A 12 oz package of holiday M&Ms (because sometimes M&Ms ARE the answer)
*Hand painted wine glass designed by yours truly. It reads: Wine…the other food group.
*A 3.38 oz tube of Burt’s Bees Peppermint Foot Lotion
*Lip plumping lipgloss from Sexy Motherpucker
and last but not least…
*Signed copy of my book, Heaping Spoonful
Well. What are you waiting for???
Get to the comments section and FAST! (Oh, and Jeez I hate to leave out the Canadians, but US dwellers only. Sorry, Canada. You’re getting screwed once again)
PS. You can enter as many times as you like. Just leave a different answer in each comment. I don’t want to read how you want a bigger penis–27 times.
PPS. The winner will be picked at random on Friday, December 11 at 5pm Central.
PPPS. Tommy feels bad for Canada so he said he would personally pick up the tab for the shipping if one of you Canadians wins. He’s like the nicest guy ever. And is partial to Canadian hookers (apparently). No offense to American hookers, eh?
PPPPS. Just added some more prizes. Besides the basket-o-goodies, I’ll be giving away a “personal massager/hand mixer” compliments of Eden Fantasys. I also have 3 wine glasses hand painted by yours truly and 3 signed copies of my book, Heaping Spoonful. So instead of only one winner, THERE WILL BE 8!! WOO HOO!
GOOD LUCK!!







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Would I be considered a total “suck up” if I said…I just want Santa to make sure the evil IT Police don’t block your blog so I can continue to read it while I’m supposed to be working – why yes, yes I would!
For my 4 year old son to actually do what I ask of him the first time, not the tenth time.
I want an entire day of total freaking silence.
And I want an Iphone.
I want my baby gut to go away.
Oh, and I would love a reason to write my own blog not that you need a *reason* I’m just not sure I have anything to say. But hey, you do and I’m reading the crap daily – now I sound like a stalker. I’m gonna go away now…
I want a day at the movies (ALONE) including but not limited to: no less than three movies, popcorn with butter in the middle, Mrs. Fields cookies with icing, nachos with extra cheese, large regular coke.
Self Cleaning Hardwood floors
A stalker – but a nice one not a killer one
For the word courgar to go away
For my 14 year old son to do his homework….
I would love for my boyfriend to send me flowers some day when I’m NOT mad at him.
I would like a man that doesn’t cheat. Ya know… after 5 years of being together his new g/f calls you and tells you he doesn’t want you. Yeah. I want one that doesn’t do that.
I could really use a new job that doesn’t require me to drive through the 2 feet of freshly-fallen snow in order to get things done. (to be fair-we’re encouraged to work from home. but i think it’s a conspiracy b/c there is no way i’ll get anything done there and then i’ll be so far behind they’ll probably have to fire me anyways)
I could also really use an on/off switch for my lady parts. everyone around me is having babies and i just really don’t feel as though that’s for me just yet. but don’t tell that to my ovaries. they’re haters.
And finally – I’d like a pair of cute wellies. they look ADORABLE on everyone else, but I can’t seem to find the right pair. Boo.
I want my 17 year old son to clean his room.
I want my husband to show affection without it automatically turning into a play for sex.
me too!!!!
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I want a new house. In Hawaii.
I want to lose 40 pounds. Overnight.
I want to lose weight eating only unhealthy chock full of goodness foods while drinking Starbucks! That should be possible!
I want my son to STOP singing Paparazzi by Lady Gaga and Eye of the Tiger because those two songs have been stuck in my head for too damn long!
A mute button that works in real life. 17 month old daughter’s tantrum w/t-rex like shrieks? MUTE. Husband bitching about all the texting I do and how he should’ve never gotten me that phone, blah, blah, blah? MUTE. You get the picture.
Genie in a bottle with three wishes!!!
Thats like wishing for more wishes without actually doing so! Loop Hole!!!
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I now kind of regret my husband having a Vasectomy at 27. So I wish that somehow one of those little swimmers has survived and we could just have one more baby.
OOOO and I want a tropical vacay all expenses paid…with Robert Pattinson
A pair of Christian Louboutin Hells cuz hot damn, I bet they’d make even my short ass legs look great!
Oh man. What do I want for Christmas that I KNOW I won’t get (no probably about it)?
A MacBook.
My husband says it’s a waste of money. *pout*
Take him to the mac store and let him play with one! He will change his mind! Plus a refurbished one is just as good as a new one but CHEAPER!
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Also won’t get my husband home for Christmas. Stupid Iraq.
I want a signed blank check from a multi-gazillionaire who couldn’t care less how much I made the check out for! That would totally ROCK!
shopping spree @ Target..or..Pier One…or both
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I would like to have a mommy job . . cause having a baby ruined my body and im too lazy to work out to get it back, cause you know working a full time job and taking care of a three year old gives me SOOO much extra time.
Also If I win can you send me the “hand-mixer” or the awesome basket? Not that I am being picky about free stuff (although I really am), but my husband is on the road and I now only get to see him like once every month and a half . . . and I already have your book and its AWESOME!
I want to use your mug. But I *hate* to get up early, so nevermind.
I want to live somewhere warm! Where it isn’t -20 (yep, that’s a negative 20 degrees!) and -40 with the wind chill. It’s brutal here, I’d take sunny Nevada, Texas or Arizona anyday!
I want the elves to come clean my house while we sleep. And then I’ll take the credit!
A trip to somewhwere tropical for Christmas.
just here for my daily entry. You buying me a new external hard drive for Christmas? Ok, thanks!
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Yay for Tommy and the fact that he loves Canadians (and no, I’m not a hooker!)
I want to take my family somewhere warm for a holiday.
Thanks so much!
I want a weeks vakay without my kids and husband.
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For Christmas this year I want a totally blinged out Tiffany’s Key… and a man that says “Now you really have the Key to my heart”.. not the plain silver one, the diammonndd covered one.
hmmm…i was also going to say one of your mugs – but i’d settle for a nikon d90.
i however already know what i am getting and it most certainly is NOT a new camera…
I want snow for Christmas, and then I want it to all go away and the sun to come out.
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i would really like, no really need a new, larger house for christmas! we are living in my batchelorette pad and i’ve not been a batchelorette for over a decade!
if a house isn’t possible, then definitely some new furniture!!!
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I’ve realised what I really want is my life back please. It’s almost 9pm, I have just got home after 13 hours in the office for the third day running. WTF?
I would also like for my Husband to get his manager job back, so he can make his own schedule again. I hate being on the whim of others.
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Remember in Cat in the Hat where they can have all the fun with no consequences? yeah I want that but instead I want it to be that we can do anything in the house and it will never get dirty! Sort of like Cat in the Hat.
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FOR THIS FUCKING RESSESSION TO END!!! umm other than that, peace on earth good will t’ward all people, blah blah
I would like an endless supply of my favorite wine delivered to me!
I hope I’m not too late, cuz I’ll totally shoot myself in my own foot if I am.
Oh for christmas? I want to be a size 2.
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