WINNERS ANNOUNCED!!!
Wow. 469 entries. That is a lot. I’m thrilled that you all were excited about the giveaway. And because I had such a huge response, I added more prizes!
So, besides the Basket O’Goodies, I have 3 hand painted wine glasses and 3 signed copies of my book, Heaping Spoonful, to giveaway. Oh, and don’t forget the “hand mixer.” Heh.
Without further adieu, here are the winners–drawn randomly.
The hand painted wine glasses go to:
Bobbi
Bellawriter
Kristel
The book winners are:
Alyssa Molina
Leah B.
Ashley, the Accidental Olympian
The “hand mixer” goes to: Tracie B
And the GRAND PRIZE BASKET WORTH OVER $200 GOES TO…..
***JAIME***
Congratulations to all the winners! And thank you for entering the contest! Stay tuned for another giveaway in January. Perhaps the next contest prize will be a lifetime supply of KY Jelly. Who wouldn’t want THAT?!
(winners: email your mailing address to shauna@shaunaglenn.com)
**UPDATED**
**UDATED UPDATED**MORE PRIZES FOR MORE WINNERS!!**
Holy Wow, you’re going to LOVE this. And just in time for Christmas!
I’ve put together a basket of some of my favorite things (like Oprah, but on a budget), and I’m going to GIVE IT AWAY to one of YOU!!!
All you have to do is tell me what you want for Christmas, but probably, most likely, won’t get.
Me? I’m asking for a Maserati, but I’m *pretty sure* I’m not getting one. And when I say *pretty sure* I mean there’s no way in hell.
So.
Moving on to more important things. The basket. (did I mention it’s worth over $200? US dollars–not Canada–in Canada it would be worth like seventy million)
I will totally arm wrestle you for this stuff
Inside the basket you will find:
*Red Christmas footed pajamas
*A wooden picture frame
*Bumble and Bumble shampoo, conditioner, styling lotion, and styling creme
*A .5 oz bottle of Viva La Juicy perfume
*EcoTools bamboo 6 piece cosmetic brush set
*Eyeshadow kit from e.l.f.
*Hand towels: one reads “Naughty” the other “Nice”
*A 12 oz package of holiday M&Ms (because sometimes M&Ms ARE the answer)
*Hand painted wine glass designed by yours truly. It reads: Wine…the other food group.
*A 3.38 oz tube of Burt’s Bees Peppermint Foot Lotion
*Lip plumping lipgloss from Sexy Motherpucker
and last but not least…
*Signed copy of my book, Heaping Spoonful
Well. What are you waiting for???
Get to the comments section and FAST! (Oh, and Jeez I hate to leave out the Canadians, but US dwellers only. Sorry, Canada. You’re getting screwed once again)
PS. You can enter as many times as you like. Just leave a different answer in each comment. I don’t want to read how you want a bigger penis–27 times.
PPS. The winner will be picked at random on Friday, December 11 at 5pm Central.
PPPS. Tommy feels bad for Canada so he said he would personally pick up the tab for the shipping if one of you Canadians wins. He’s like the nicest guy ever. And is partial to Canadian hookers (apparently). No offense to American hookers, eh?
PPPPS. Just added some more prizes. Besides the basket-o-goodies, I’ll be giving away a “personal massager/hand mixer” compliments of Eden Fantasys. I also have 3 wine glasses hand painted by yours truly and 3 signed copies of my book, Heaping Spoonful. So instead of only one winner, THERE WILL BE 8!! WOO HOO!
GOOD LUCK!!
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I could use a new TV. Nothing too fancy… just a flat panel/ plasma thingy. 40 something inches. Doesn’t even have to be HD!
I want a trip to Hawaii for at least 2 weeks!
Holy 8 prizes! Wow….I totally need that wine glass
I want some Jeans that make my ass look awesome.
I want perky bewbs again. SO that I can get my nipples pierced and not feel like it is a waste.
I want a new tattoo! Actually, I would like all 3 of the ones I have planned. But would settle for one this christmas.
I want to finally go on my honeymoon to Vegas. With unlimited gambling money!
I want Angelina Jolie as my live in Nanny/ au pair. That’s a present for me and my hubby!
I could make a Christmas list all day long.
I would love a new pair of earrings. Like the ear cuffs my daughter has that are totally cool. She needs to get me those.
okay, um, i’m 15, i don’t know if you’re LEGALLY allowed to send me a hand mixer but send the rest!
I want a magic pill to make me quit smoking without withdrawal or cravings. Maybe hypnosis?
I would love a gold Michelle watch please!
I want a new iPod
I want some new books to read.
And an iHome for my new iPod
This is fun. I may send hubby over to my list here! LOL
I want new fuzzy socks to keep my toes warm at night!
I want more sleep but I KNOW I’m not going to get it.
I want a Tesla Sedan S but they’re not even out yet so I KNOW I’m not going to get one. BTW, Tommy said that you had already tried to use the hand mixer. Are you sending hand sanitizer with that also???
I want a baby that sleep ALL the way through the night and changes her own diapers.
I want a good haircut, like Tabitha from Salon take over!
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For my husband to stop playing World of Warcraft!!!!!! please please please! If he only knew how much nookie he would get if he did!
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I want to win a at least 2/3 of my tickets for the PMH lottery
I would really LOVE a tummy tuck and boob job. Really big ones too. Can they take the goodness from my belly and put it in my new boobs?!?!? lol
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I want a new car – just a small SUV, nothing terribly fancy!
I would also like my student loans to disappear…
i just want snow. yeah, sick, i know.
Dear Santa Shauna,
A 2 week trip to Kansas is what I want for Christmas
I want to take all of my married female friends on a one week vacation to a private island where we have gorgeous men attend to our every need.
To meet you!! Oh wait did that last week!! So I guess I would like for my family to be together for Christmas.
Okay… I can’t help but be discouraged by the number of comments. I mean how great for you, being popular and whatnot, but hello…. all of my witty replies should surely count for more then just one entry, yes? Plus, get this… it’s minus 40 degrees outside. FOR REAL. After all this time I’ve spent trying to break down the Canadian stereotypes (well, except for the ones where we’re super polite and everyone likes us but, really, are they stereotypes if they’re complimentary?) we may as well be living in freakin’ igloos.
Oh right… what do I want for Christmas? Besides global warming? And the tiki hut on a beach? And world peace? And Edam cheese? And a mail order husband? Hmmmm… the sudden ability to play the guitar would be nice. You know, for my rock career and all.
I wonder if the hand mixer will get stuck at customs at the border when you mail my prize (get that… MY PRIZE) up North? Only time will tell…
I would like three solid days to sit on my keister and do whatever the flock I feel like doing without having multiple needy people hounding me relentlessly. Thanks for asking!
I would like granite counter tops and a new sink for Christmas.
I know for certain I am not getting those.
O, and I would like a personal trainer for one year. I need to lose like 80lbs but need someone to guide me so I don’t ruin my body by poor form when I am at the gym.
While I am asking, could someone pay all my debt off for Christmas?
I believe in Santa. I promise.
For Christmas I would like more hair on my head and less hair, well, pretty much everywhere else. More hair on my head because my stylist says I’ve got a cowlick but I’m pretty sure that’s just her nice way of saying ‘bald spot’. Less hair everywhere else because, man alive, it’s a lot to groom this hairy beast.
Did I mention I’d also like a mail-order husband? Because, hard to believe, I’m single.
For the record I loved you before this giveaway…now I reallllly love ya!!!
oh yeah, and the reason I came back to comment again, I want someone to pay all of my student loan debt without having to have an “indecent proposal” if you know what i mean
I think a winning lotto ticket would be perfect.
Oh hai! I thought of 2 more things.
a) Botox. Not a lot. I have this *thing* in between my eyes that I always thought of as a “wisdom line” (thankyouverymuch) and hubby recently took the time to explain to me that it is, in fact, a DENT. So yea, I might need to get that there taken care of. Hubby refuses because ya’know…Botox is a recurring need. But still. Me wants.
b) a boob job. I don’t want *new* bewbs – I’d prefer to have some taken away. Yea, yea, yea – whatevs y’all. These puppies have been nothing but torture since my early days of puberty. I’d be more than happy to have some of it sucked away & then get ‘em lifted. Because seriously, I don’t know that they’ve ever been “perky”. And I really should be able to know how that feels/looks on me. Oh, and hubby? Yep. A bewb man.
I’d like a face lift please. God I wish I weren’t serious!
OK, Santa – let’s compromise. A facial peel?
I’d like a nose that never got stuffed up, please. Santa can do that, right?
i’ll squirt myself, WITH PERFUME, after i’ve used the hair products, done my makeup with the new brushes, in my footed pajamas, stuffing my face with m&m’s, with my PLUMP lips….reading HEAPING SPOON FULL, after you send me this!!!! i’ll even send you photographic evidence
I really want someone that will motivate me to get my ass back to my pre-pregnancy weight. My daughter is 3…I need help.
I could also use enough money to pay off my husband’s student loans. I get really annoyed writing them a check every month for a degree he isn’t even using!
I want a flying car! Weren’t we supposed to have those like 9 years ago?!? Can someone get crackin’ on that? Kthx.
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I love how people who could never be bothered to comment before are all of a sudden your best friend when it comes to a giveaway. Fucking leeches.
I can only assume you are fixing this contest so I can win, right?
I mean, we HAVE slept together.
what I want for christmas and probably won’t get…um, photography classes and a Betty Draper dress. and maybe some Don Draper to remove said dress….
After watching the season finale of Biggest Loser last night, I think I’d really like to lose 40% of my current self. Can I get that wrapped up?
I’d also LOVE a vacation to the beach. I used to LIVE down the street from the ocean for criminy’s sake. It’s been way too long and there’s no beach front property in Arizona no matter what George Strait says.
Dear Avitable,
Looks like you need the basket most to turn you out of that Scrooge attitude.
Tis the season
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