If you didn’t like me before, you’ll definitely like me now (Yes, I’m totally OK with buying my friends)

by Shauna on December 7, 2009

WINNERS ANNOUNCED!!!

Wow. 469 entries. That is a lot. I’m thrilled that you all were excited about the giveaway. And because I had such a huge response, I added more prizes!

So, besides the Basket O’Goodies, I have 3 hand painted wine glasses and 3 signed copies of my book, Heaping Spoonful, to giveaway. Oh, and don’t forget the “hand mixer.” Heh.

Without further adieu, here are the winners–drawn randomly.

The hand painted wine glasses go to:
Bobbi
Bellawriter
Kristel

The book winners are:
Alyssa Molina
Leah B.
Ashley, the Accidental Olympian

The “hand mixer” goes to: Tracie B

And the GRAND PRIZE BASKET WORTH OVER $200 GOES TO…..

***JAIME***

Congratulations to all the winners! And thank you for entering the contest! Stay tuned for another giveaway in January. Perhaps the next contest prize will be a lifetime supply of KY Jelly. Who wouldn’t want THAT?!

(winners: email your mailing address to shauna@shaunaglenn.com)

**UPDATED**

**UDATED UPDATED**MORE PRIZES FOR MORE WINNERS!!**

Holy Wow, you’re going to LOVE this. And just in time for Christmas!

I’ve put together a basket of some of my favorite things (like Oprah, but on a budget), and I’m going to GIVE IT AWAY to one of YOU!!!

All you have to do is tell me what you want for Christmas, but probably, most likely, won’t get.

Me? I’m asking for a Maserati, but I’m *pretty sure* I’m not getting one. And when I say *pretty sure* I mean there’s no way in hell.

So.

Moving on to more important things. The basket. (did I mention it’s worth over $200? US dollars–not Canada–in Canada it would be worth like seventy million)

I will totally arm wrestle you for this stuff

I will totally arm wrestle you for this stuff

Inside the basket you will find:

*Red Christmas footed pajamas

*A wooden picture frame

*Bumble and Bumble shampoo, conditioner, styling lotion, and styling creme

*A .5 oz bottle of Viva La Juicy perfume

*EcoTools bamboo 6 piece cosmetic brush set

*Eyeshadow kit from e.l.f.

*Hand towels: one reads “Naughty” the other “Nice”

*A 12 oz package of holiday M&Ms (because sometimes M&Ms ARE the answer)

*Hand painted wine glass designed by yours truly. It reads: Wine…the other food group.

*A 3.38 oz tube of Burt’s Bees Peppermint Foot Lotion

*Lip plumping lipgloss from Sexy Motherpucker

and last but not least…

*Signed copy of my book, Heaping Spoonful

Well. What are you waiting for???

Get to the comments section and FAST! (Oh, and Jeez I hate to leave out the Canadians, but US dwellers only. Sorry, Canada. You’re getting screwed once again)

PS. You can enter as many times as you like. Just leave a different answer in each comment. I don’t want to read how you want a bigger penis–27 times.

PPS. The winner will be picked at random on Friday, December 11 at 5pm Central.

PPPS. Tommy feels bad for Canada so he said he would personally pick up the tab for the shipping if one of you Canadians wins. He’s like the nicest guy ever. And is partial to Canadian hookers (apparently). No offense to American hookers, eh?

PPPPS. Just added some more prizes. Besides the basket-o-goodies, I’ll be giving away a “personal massager/hand mixer” compliments of Eden Fantasys. I also have 3 wine glasses hand painted by yours truly and 3 signed copies of my book, Heaping Spoonful. So instead of only one winner, THERE WILL BE 8!! WOO HOO!

GOOD LUCK!!

{ 484 comments… read them below or add one }

Jenn December 11, 2009 at 7:12 am

I’d like a real vacation for Christmas. As in, no kids, not visiting other family members, not combining a business trip with 2 hours of pleasure, but a real vacation.

Preferably by myself, but I’ll take the husband if I have to.

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Jen December 11, 2009 at 8:42 am

How about a job I like.

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Jen December 11, 2009 at 8:42 am

And effective breath mints for my dog.

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Jen December 11, 2009 at 8:43 am

And a rolling pin.

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Jen December 11, 2009 at 8:43 am

Really, I’m not that picky.

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Sandy December 11, 2009 at 9:49 am

A drama free Christmas…not likely with my family!

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Sandy December 11, 2009 at 9:50 am

A white Christmas…but only a dusting, not 3 feet like last year.

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Sandy December 11, 2009 at 9:51 am

An electric throw blanket.

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Sandy December 11, 2009 at 9:53 am

A new food processor…it’s been a year and mine is still MIA from the move.

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Sandy December 11, 2009 at 9:54 am

Or if someone could just find my old food processor, that would be even better. Otherwise it’s going to keep driving me nuts that I have no idea what happened to it when I still have parts to it.

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Andréa December 11, 2009 at 11:03 am

I would like my boyfriend’s family to forget to invite me for Christmas. That way I won’t have to make up an excuse for my unattendance.

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Sarah Wegener December 11, 2009 at 11:25 am

I want to win your giveaway basket:)

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Chrissy December 11, 2009 at 11:55 am

A haircut that looks good, doesn’t cost $100, that works straight or curly.

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genevieve December 11, 2009 at 12:51 pm

I know I am waaay late to this paaar-tay BUT I wanted to have a chance to win too!! So the thing I most want but won’t be getting is a boob job! I breastfed my daughter for 13months and now my once magnificent boobies are comparable to the ladies on a national geographic documentary! I miss my girls so much, they used to be so chipper and accomodating(I could rest them on my cheeks when lying supine for added pillow support)
thanks Shauna! you are he-haw-larious!!

genevieve minus the fun bag boobies!

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Tricia December 11, 2009 at 2:42 pm

Boobies! I had them when I was pregnant and then while breasfeeding then mother nature (that shiesty bitch) made them go away PLUS took what I had before. I’m gonna shank her. Anywho, I’d like a boob job but minus the whole surgery thing. They should have some magic cream or something. :)

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Tricia December 11, 2009 at 2:47 pm

Your giftbasket please! The hubs and my fam are just doing the kids this year which means no gifts for mama- How the hell did that happen? So, Merry Christmas to me? :)

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Michelle Carter December 11, 2009 at 4:17 pm

I would clothes I have lost alot of weight nothing fits

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Michelle Carter December 11, 2009 at 4:18 pm

a new bed

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Michelle Carter December 11, 2009 at 4:19 pm

Some makeup as I never felt like wearing any fat lol

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Michelle Carter December 11, 2009 at 4:19 pm

THings to pamper me for once lol

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Michelle Carter December 11, 2009 at 4:20 pm

a coffeemaker

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Michelle Carter December 11, 2009 at 4:21 pm

a day at spa

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Michelle Carter December 11, 2009 at 4:22 pm

new bedding

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Michelle Carter December 11, 2009 at 4:23 pm

an Ipod

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Michelle Carter December 11, 2009 at 4:23 pm

would love some new silverware

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Michelle Carter December 11, 2009 at 4:30 pm

resturand gift cards

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Michelle Carter December 11, 2009 at 4:30 pm

a babysitter for a night so I can have a girls night

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Michelle Carter December 11, 2009 at 4:31 pm

your Hand painted wine glass designed by yours truly and a bottle to go with it for the fore mentioned girls night out

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Michelle Carter December 11, 2009 at 4:34 pm

I am getting to see my BF finally in Jan when he comes from overseas. He is treating me to vegas for a week. I would love some naughty little things ot make this the more memerable.

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Michelle Carter December 11, 2009 at 4:36 pm

was just looking down trying to think what I really want and noticed my feet GAWDDD I either need your 3.38 oz tube of Burt’s Bees Peppermint Foot Lotion or the *Red Christmas footed pajamas to cover them up with

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SR December 16, 2009 at 11:02 am

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I never won anything!

I so wanted the polish!

and the Sexy Muthapucka!

This Blog sucks

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