WINNERS ANNOUNCED!!!
Wow. 469 entries. That is a lot. I’m thrilled that you all were excited about the giveaway. And because I had such a huge response, I added more prizes!
So, besides the Basket O’Goodies, I have 3 hand painted wine glasses and 3 signed copies of my book, Heaping Spoonful, to giveaway. Oh, and don’t forget the “hand mixer.” Heh.
Without further adieu, here are the winners–drawn randomly.
The hand painted wine glasses go to:
Bobbi
Bellawriter
Kristel
The book winners are:
Alyssa Molina
Leah B.
Ashley, the Accidental Olympian
The “hand mixer” goes to: Tracie B
And the GRAND PRIZE BASKET WORTH OVER $200 GOES TO…..
***JAIME***
Congratulations to all the winners! And thank you for entering the contest! Stay tuned for another giveaway in January. Perhaps the next contest prize will be a lifetime supply of KY Jelly. Who wouldn’t want THAT?!
(winners: email your mailing address to shauna@shaunaglenn.com)
**UPDATED**
**UDATED UPDATED**MORE PRIZES FOR MORE WINNERS!!**
Holy Wow, you’re going to LOVE this. And just in time for Christmas!
I’ve put together a basket of some of my favorite things (like Oprah, but on a budget), and I’m going to GIVE IT AWAY to one of YOU!!!
All you have to do is tell me what you want for Christmas, but probably, most likely, won’t get.
Me? I’m asking for a Maserati, but I’m *pretty sure* I’m not getting one. And when I say *pretty sure* I mean there’s no way in hell.
So.
Moving on to more important things. The basket. (did I mention it’s worth over $200? US dollars–not Canada–in Canada it would be worth like seventy million)
I will totally arm wrestle you for this stuff
Inside the basket you will find:
*Red Christmas footed pajamas
*A wooden picture frame
*Bumble and Bumble shampoo, conditioner, styling lotion, and styling creme
*A .5 oz bottle of Viva La Juicy perfume
*EcoTools bamboo 6 piece cosmetic brush set
*Eyeshadow kit from e.l.f.
*Hand towels: one reads “Naughty” the other “Nice”
*A 12 oz package of holiday M&Ms (because sometimes M&Ms ARE the answer)
*Hand painted wine glass designed by yours truly. It reads: Wine…the other food group.
*A 3.38 oz tube of Burt’s Bees Peppermint Foot Lotion
*Lip plumping lipgloss from Sexy Motherpucker
and last but not least…
*Signed copy of my book, Heaping Spoonful
Well. What are you waiting for???
Get to the comments section and FAST! (Oh, and Jeez I hate to leave out the Canadians, but US dwellers only. Sorry, Canada. You’re getting screwed once again)
PS. You can enter as many times as you like. Just leave a different answer in each comment. I don’t want to read how you want a bigger penis–27 times.
PPS. The winner will be picked at random on Friday, December 11 at 5pm Central.
PPPS. Tommy feels bad for Canada so he said he would personally pick up the tab for the shipping if one of you Canadians wins. He’s like the nicest guy ever. And is partial to Canadian hookers (apparently). No offense to American hookers, eh?
PPPPS. Just added some more prizes. Besides the basket-o-goodies, I’ll be giving away a “personal massager/hand mixer” compliments of Eden Fantasys. I also have 3 wine glasses hand painted by yours truly and 3 signed copies of my book, Heaping Spoonful. So instead of only one winner, THERE WILL BE 8!! WOO HOO!
GOOD LUCK!!
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HOLY HOT BALLS OF FIRE. I WANT IT. I WANT IT NOW.
you said 27 times….right?
okay, this will be my last comment….of the day. but i REALLY want some girly presents
I really want a new coach purse…and this gift basket!!!!!!!!!!
What do I *really* want? A nanny. There, I said it.
If not, that motherpucker may just do the trick.
You’re so nice.
A really nice camera!
I would really like a babysitter, maid and some money to beable to go out and have some ‘me’ time!
To see my parents!
I would like a “Christmas Miracle” – For my teenage daughters to act nice for a whole day!
Wondering if Hell will be freezing over anytime soon???
I really, really want a DSLR camera. Only the one I want is about $2,000 plus dollars, but hey a girl can dream!
What?!? Canadians get screwed??? And not even in the good way. Sigh. And all I wanted for Christmas was my daughter’s two front teeth. Thwarted again.
You can make it up to me by buying *my* book though….
I would really like a house – one that has an extra room that I could make a man-cave w/a lock on the outside to shove my husband in.
All I want for Christmas is for my over-weight, six-year foot- dragging, “me me me” attitude, baseball lovin, long distance man to get with the program and propose already….WAIT who the hell am I kidding. I would much rather have a bottle of white and a plate of ZERO-CALORIE cookies for Christmas. Don’t worry I’ll share the recipe.
Okay, so I’m commenting because a) I’m Canadian, and therefore polite… and commenting is polite, and b) I’m just trying to fuck with you.
I want a TIVO kind of thing, and if my husband doesn’t get it for me, I am sooooo divorcing his ass. Of course, I probably won’t get it because he doesn’t value the love of all things television the way I do. I think it’s because he’s French – they just don’t know from good tv (or music.)
So that’s what I want. And the basket. Work your magic, witch.
hmmmm….what do I want?? since that is something i get asked, oh, NEVER…let me think…just off the top of my head:
a body like demi moore…and you can throw in the 20-something year old husband, too (channeling my inner cougar here)
the ability to eat chips, queso, guacamole and endless amounts of chocolate WITHOUT gaining an ounce…
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for doctors to realize that not only is it OK to wash your zoloft down with wine..it actually makes it work better…or maybe it makes you give less of a shit about why you are taking it in the first place…either way..SCORE.
for my husband to realize that the “coupon” book i gave him last year for christmas is never going to be honored. there will be no sexy photo shoots starring yours truly in his near..or distant..future.
any my last wish…for today…
that no one call me “mom” for atleast 24 hours…and no one ask me to make a damn grilled cheese.
I want Jacob, of Twighlight, but alas he’s 17, I am 41, and a teacher. So even if he shows up at my door all ripped and wrapped up in a red bow, I would have to return to sender. As a single mom and teacher, I prefer to keep my job and my ass out of jail. I am so not into the jail-cell love triangles of Skinemax.
I want a male maid. Picture if you will Ewan McGregor of Moulin Rouge singing passionate love songs of forever to me as he does my laundry (all properly sorted), vacuums, scrubs, dusts…Hell, he does it all, cheerfully and wantonly…
Oh, sorry I must have drifted off for a minute. Leaving North Pole Fantasy and arriving back to reality about NOW! Ayyyyyy, a girl can dream.
I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
But…I’ll probably shoot my eye out. So, I’ll take a giant bottle of pinot grigio, a good book, and my bed!
I’d like a day – well, OK, a week – at the spa topped of with a basket of goodies such as the one you are giving away to pamper myself with…
A coach bag. It’s purple and sparkly and AMAZING.
Also, A 10×10 cushion cut green sapphire ring with diamond edging. *drool*
My Christmas wish: I would really like to have a church dedicated to me. A big mega-church with a pedal steel guitar player and a Carribean band that would play hymns on steel drums. I would be able to give inspirational sermons about my love for Dr. Pepper and Muenster Cheese. After the sermon, we will pass the offering bowl around. After the offering is taken, I will cleverly rename it the giving bowl and start by passing it to the people in the back pews. Everybody would be asked to take what they need and keep passing it until it was gone. Anybody left out would learn they should sit in the back next time…
On a (slightly) more serious note, I want for nothing this year except to be with the ones I love. For the first time in forever, I feel so blessed. I have lived a full and grand life, and for that, I am thankful.
All I want for Christmas is someone else to cook just one day and let me hang out and have a cocktail with my family.. alas it is not to be as I am the Queen of the Kitchen and no one wants to take that way from me
I want a coach bag and the cute necklace that I saw in the Tiffany catalog. The one that has a key on it.
How ironic, there are 27 comments. How disappointing… not one of them mentions penises (or is it penisi?)
All I wish for is to win your contest. Why? Because I live in Canada, that’s why. It’s okay that we’re excluded, we understand it’s because we’d just win everything. Especially when it comes to Wheel of Fortune. You know, because we can actually spell and stuff. Right, neighbour?!? Colour me green, I’m just jealous. Surely my cheque is in the mail?!?
On second thought, I wish for a life. Clearly I could use one…
I want a personal staff. Like a chef, trainer, manny, maid who also does laundry, and an errand runner. And they will all be delicious looking men. Yeah, that’s it. With all the time I will save I could use all the things in that basket!
I would like a bigger pen– wait….. I guess I’m gonna need one to start with….
I’d really like a new couch. But even if that miraculously happened, the cat would make it old quickly…..
A new mattress and for my actual bed frame to be here and not in another state… I’m pretty much just sick of college/transitional etc furniture.
I also want one of each of those gilded wiener and hooha ornaments… they just crack me up. I’d just leave them laying on my coffee table all year long.
Everyones responses are cracking me up!!!!
I want 100 thousand dollars so I can go back to School for a degree in Theme Park Management.
I want to be pregnant because although the 7 years of practice has been nice…. I want babies already!
I want my best friend to DUMP my brother already becasue I have lost my best friend to him and I hate it! *selfish*
OH… and I want World Peace
I would like to get a cheap car, something that will get me to the grocery store and home. That’s not so hard!
I wish for a year to work out with Jillian Michaels kicking my butt into shape.
A treadmill and gym equipment to go with the workout with Jillian.
To get hammered with you. That would be fun.
I just want a present for Christmas… but my supposed gift arrived this week in the form of a new tv bought on cyber monday while i was cracked out on nyquil and supposedly agreed to the previously mentioned tv as “OUR” anniversary(dec.2nd)/christmas gift to each other… I seriously need to reconsider my doses of nyquil
And last but not least, a years worth of healthy foods for my children and myself so the 3 things I’m wishing for would help me lose the 170lbs I need to lose by the next Christmas. Sigh. I’m not asking for too much am I? haha.
I would LOVE a new camera, and yeah. Never gonna happen, so the gift basket would be a great way to spoil myself anyway!
So us Canucks can enter, eh? Well that’s just super! I guess I wish I were a prostitute, then. Not only to up my chances with your husband (on more levels then shipping, perhaps?) but also because I’m fairly certain ‘ladies of the evening’ make more then I do. Plus I’d prefer their hours. And I’d totally be high-class, right? I mean, in comparison. What with having all my teeth and all. Oh wait… guys like that, don’t they? Damn.
Okay, fine… then I wish for World Peace. Nay… some Edam cheese. Have that first, the rest will follow.
I want a week just me and Hubby, somewhere warm and tropical. But I’d settle for 3 days and 2 nights in a B&B in Eastern WA.
As long as its just He and Me. Heaven!
I’d like a new macro lens for my camera. sigh… macro.
I’d also like a new pair of Born boots. So many cute styles to choose from. Most of the over $200. But really cute.
Since we’re on the subject of discrimination, what I’d also like for Christmas is for Wheel of Fortune to take a lead from Tommy and let us Canadians partake in the fun and frolic. Because, let’s face it, unless it’s Teen week I’m much better at Wheel of Fortune then Jeopardy. Plus I think Pat and I would have some witty repartee. From which I would, undoubtedly, get my own sitcom or, at the very least, reality show. The concept of which, I’m pretty sure, would involve a camera following me around while I verbalize everything that comes to mind. There’d probably be some jail time, as a result, but I figure if it worked for Paris Hilton, it would work for me too. Cuz, you know, we’re *totally* the same.
Tommy is my new hero. Could you give him a big smooch from us Canucks? Or more if you want to… I leave that to your discretion
Other then your awesomesauce basket? I would love a small point and shoot camera to keep in my purse for Christmas. Maybe if I get Santa a Canadian hooker….
I totally want this basket (but probably won’t get it!)
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i really really want a digital Canon Rebel camera. Definitely not getting that one.
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want some amethyst jewelry (baby’s birthstone) but probably won’t get that since we set a limit.
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i want my butt to fit nicely into some size 6 jeans. not gonna happen.
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