WINNERS ANNOUNCED!!!
Wow. 469 entries. That is a lot. I’m thrilled that you all were excited about the giveaway. And because I had such a huge response, I added more prizes!
So, besides the Basket O’Goodies, I have 3 hand painted wine glasses and 3 signed copies of my book, Heaping Spoonful, to giveaway. Oh, and don’t forget the “hand mixer.” Heh.
Without further adieu, here are the winners–drawn randomly.
The hand painted wine glasses go to:
Bobbi
Bellawriter
Kristel
The book winners are:
Alyssa Molina
Leah B.
Ashley, the Accidental Olympian
The “hand mixer” goes to: Tracie B
And the GRAND PRIZE BASKET WORTH OVER $200 GOES TO…..
***JAIME***
Congratulations to all the winners! And thank you for entering the contest! Stay tuned for another giveaway in January. Perhaps the next contest prize will be a lifetime supply of KY Jelly. Who wouldn’t want THAT?!
(winners: email your mailing address to shauna@shaunaglenn.com)
**UPDATED**
**UDATED UPDATED**MORE PRIZES FOR MORE WINNERS!!**
Holy Wow, you’re going to LOVE this. And just in time for Christmas!
I’ve put together a basket of some of my favorite things (like Oprah, but on a budget), and I’m going to GIVE IT AWAY to one of YOU!!!
All you have to do is tell me what you want for Christmas, but probably, most likely, won’t get.
Me? I’m asking for a Maserati, but I’m *pretty sure* I’m not getting one. And when I say *pretty sure* I mean there’s no way in hell.
So.
Moving on to more important things. The basket. (did I mention it’s worth over $200? US dollars–not Canada–in Canada it would be worth like seventy million)
I will totally arm wrestle you for this stuff
Inside the basket you will find:
*Red Christmas footed pajamas
*A wooden picture frame
*Bumble and Bumble shampoo, conditioner, styling lotion, and styling creme
*A .5 oz bottle of Viva La Juicy perfume
*EcoTools bamboo 6 piece cosmetic brush set
*Eyeshadow kit from e.l.f.
*Hand towels: one reads “Naughty” the other “Nice”
*A 12 oz package of holiday M&Ms (because sometimes M&Ms ARE the answer)
*Hand painted wine glass designed by yours truly. It reads: Wine…the other food group.
*A 3.38 oz tube of Burt’s Bees Peppermint Foot Lotion
*Lip plumping lipgloss from Sexy Motherpucker
and last but not least…
*Signed copy of my book, Heaping Spoonful
Well. What are you waiting for???
Get to the comments section and FAST! (Oh, and Jeez I hate to leave out the Canadians, but US dwellers only. Sorry, Canada. You’re getting screwed once again)
PS. You can enter as many times as you like. Just leave a different answer in each comment. I don’t want to read how you want a bigger penis–27 times.
PPS. The winner will be picked at random on Friday, December 11 at 5pm Central.
PPPS. Tommy feels bad for Canada so he said he would personally pick up the tab for the shipping if one of you Canadians wins. He’s like the nicest guy ever. And is partial to Canadian hookers (apparently). No offense to American hookers, eh?
PPPPS. Just added some more prizes. Besides the basket-o-goodies, I’ll be giving away a “personal massager/hand mixer” compliments of Eden Fantasys. I also have 3 wine glasses hand painted by yours truly and 3 signed copies of my book, Heaping Spoonful. So instead of only one winner, THERE WILL BE 8!! WOO HOO!
GOOD LUCK!!
I’d like a real vacation for Christmas. As in, no kids, not visiting other family members, not combining a business trip with 2 hours of pleasure, but a real vacation.
Preferably by myself, but I’ll take the husband if I have to.
How about a job I like.
And effective breath mints for my dog.
And a rolling pin.
Really, I’m not that picky.
A drama free Christmas…not likely with my family!
A white Christmas…but only a dusting, not 3 feet like last year.
An electric throw blanket.
A new food processor…it’s been a year and mine is still MIA from the move.
Or if someone could just find my old food processor, that would be even better. Otherwise it’s going to keep driving me nuts that I have no idea what happened to it when I still have parts to it.
I would like my boyfriend’s family to forget to invite me for Christmas. That way I won’t have to make up an excuse for my unattendance.
I want to win your giveaway basket:)
A haircut that looks good, doesn’t cost $100, that works straight or curly.
I know I am waaay late to this paaar-tay BUT I wanted to have a chance to win too!! So the thing I most want but won’t be getting is a boob job! I breastfed my daughter for 13months and now my once magnificent boobies are comparable to the ladies on a national geographic documentary! I miss my girls so much, they used to be so chipper and accomodating(I could rest them on my cheeks when lying supine for added pillow support)
thanks Shauna! you are he-haw-larious!!
genevieve minus the fun bag boobies!
Boobies! I had them when I was pregnant and then while breasfeeding then mother nature (that shiesty bitch) made them go away PLUS took what I had before. I’m gonna shank her. Anywho, I’d like a boob job but minus the whole surgery thing. They should have some magic cream or something.
Your giftbasket please! The hubs and my fam are just doing the kids this year which means no gifts for mama- How the hell did that happen? So, Merry Christmas to me?
I would clothes I have lost alot of weight nothing fits
a new bed
Some makeup as I never felt like wearing any fat lol
THings to pamper me for once lol
a coffeemaker
a day at spa
new bedding
an Ipod
would love some new silverware
resturand gift cards
a babysitter for a night so I can have a girls night
your Hand painted wine glass designed by yours truly and a bottle to go with it for the fore mentioned girls night out
I am getting to see my BF finally in Jan when he comes from overseas. He is treating me to vegas for a week. I would love some naughty little things ot make this the more memerable.
was just looking down trying to think what I really want and noticed my feet GAWDDD I either need your 3.38 oz tube of Burt’s Bees Peppermint Foot Lotion or the *Red Christmas footed pajamas to cover them up with
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I never won anything!
I so wanted the polish!
and the Sexy Muthapucka!
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