Today I’m seeing my gynecologist for my 4 week post hysterectomy exam. Which is just a fancy way of saying my doctor will have both of her hands and a couple of salad spoons shoved up my vagina. For medical purposes of course.
Which is awesome.
I’m *really* looking forward to it.
You know what this means though, don’t you. I have to shower. For obvious reasons. And if it’s *not* obvious why I must shower before going to the vag doc, then you’re a man–or a disillusioned woman.
Anyway, I’m over at Aiming Low today. Go there and read about how women misrepresent themselves. Thanks, Nazi Trainer, for the blog fodder. It’s nice to see you’re good for something other than inflicting Japanese water torture on innocent blondes.
Oh, and just for fun, I thought I’d share what Monday night looks like at the Glenn house.
Don’t judge me.
Sometimes pie *IS* the answer.
A post about nothing could catch on. Isn’t that what the tv show Seinfeld was about for how many seasons?
ShaunaGlennPie. That should be your new “next big thing!”
Enjoy the Yuk Doctor today – you know, as much as one can enjoy the hands up the hoo hoo.
Remember happiness is a warm Speculum. Not that I would know, but sinceI am the father of 4 and having been to the doctors plenty of time with my ex I think I can make a pretty safe assumption.
So, once you’re all recovered and get the clear from your vag doctor on the post-hysterectomy thingie, do you still have to get regular pap smears? Just curious.
Save some of that pie for me this weekend. On second thought, maybe one just like it withour paw gouges in it would be better.
I heart pie.
Save some of that pie for the post-Gyno celebration!