It is weird how people find me.
For real.
I mean, you wouldn’t believe the words or phrases googled to get here.
One thing is for sure. There are some really perverted sickos out there.
But wait. If people are googling weird shit and landing here, then *I* must be the perv, yes?
Hmm. OK. I can live with that.
May I now present to you, the strangest, creepiest search terms used that get you to ShaunaGlenn.com.
*Drum roll please*
how to shave your kitty (I’m guessing they don’t mean their feline)
sexy vagina
playing with my vagina
corn in my vagina (I threw up a little when I read this one)
help, i can’t find my vagina (Then you’re doing it wrong. Or you could be a man)
sex toys insertion
how to make a sex toy out of a tampax
vagina octopus children (This one made me laugh out loud)
…Are you sensing a theme here?
But my favorite vagina search word that lands you on my website has to be…
Judith Light. Because after all, isn’t she the biggest vagina on the planet?
What’s funny about these search terms and the fact that they all refer to girly bits, is that it started out as a joke. One day I said something about my coolie and after that, I was forever known as Vagina Girl.
Oh well, I guess someone has to be her. Might as well be me. Heh.
And as a bonus today, I’d like to share a video that Stacy made. It was unexpected and totally made my day yesterday. Also? Sadly, there is no Heaping Spoonful 2. But if there was, it would totally be filled with explosions. Stacy, you are my hero.
\"Two scoops are better than one, BITCH\"
And lastly, the sweet and sexy Single Mom put me in her Follow Friday video this week. I love it and I LOVE her. Plus, I’m in some good company. Oh yeah.
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A little corn in your vagina can give you a good glow and healthy skin. Tyra Banks swears by it.
I’ve heard of not finding the clit…but the entire VAGINA?
I knew men were uneducated, but that brings it to a whole new level.
That’s why I love Google Analytics. So disturbing yet so entertaining at the same time.
Someone really wanted to know how to insert a sex toy? I always kind of thought it was kind of obvious.
Corn in your vagina? Seriously? Nasty, man! People are seriously whacked, I swear.
I personally liked vagina octopus children the best. Oh, and Judith Light really is a great big, flowery, Georgia O’Keefe-ish vagina. good call.
I loved both videos, and was all excited about the thought of another book. Boo.
I will, however, share that this post has significantly decreased my like for corn. Ew.
And? You’re the hottest vagina girl I know.
I just talked about this on my blog. In fact, we’re all getting together next Friday to share our favorite blog search results. Mine to date has to be “wrinkled boobs.” For the life of me I can’t figure out how wrinkled boobs and my blog coincide – but in Google World I guess they can!
I think corn-in-the-vagina is reason #1 for Monistat. STAT. EW. Shudder!!
corn? popping corn? wtfh?