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How to successfully drive yourself crazy and get fat doing it.

We’re in Florida for the holiday week. I LOVE coming to Florida. I love the sound and the smell of the ocean.

What I don’t like so much? The 12 hour drive.

It’s not that the drive itself is *that* bad, it’s just I have this one little voice in the back of my head (in the form of a 4 year old boy) saying, “Drive faster Mommy, You’re not going as fast as it will go, Faster, Faster, Faster!” The entire time.

He totally thinks I'm lying when I say I'm driving as fast as I can.

He totally thinks I'm lying when I say I'm driving as fast as I can.

Also, BONUS! Before we even got to head east we had to detour and drive 4 hours south to fetch my 14 year old who was playing in a soccer tournament. Once there we got to kill 4 hours waiting. And then FINALLY! We were able to get on the highway.

So basically we drove for 2 days straight. And when I say “we” I mean ME.

This is me before I wanted to jump off the bridge over the Mississippi River

This is me before I wanted to jump off the bridge over the Mississippi River

Tommy drove part of the way, but because he’s not as skilled a driver as me (meaning he doesn’t anticipate that there might be a cop up over the next hill ready to tag you for going 85mph) it wasn’t long before he was totally tagged for going 85mph.

*By the way, I drove most of the way and never came CLOSE to getting a ticket. I win.

Except that with me driving, everyone else got to sleep. So I spent the next several hours throwing scraps of food at their heads.

Like father like son

Like father like son

Also, because driving super long distances is boring, we ate a lot of junk food. My colon is still reeling from the overabundance of fried food.

Comes complete with feed bag

Comes complete with feed bag

Anyway, after driving what seemed like eleventy billion hours we finally made it to my favorite place on Earth.

Where the bloody marys go down easy…

I only had one I swear. OK, maybe 3.

I only had one I swear. OK, maybe 3.

And the ocean looks like this…

Seaside, Florida

Seaside, Florida

Happy Thanksgiving.

Check me out at Aiming Low today.

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