This was brought to my attention this morning, and naturally my ears perked up.
Because everyone knows I’m *all* things vagina.
Even creepy, hand-sculpted, life-like replicas of YOUR VAGINA.
If you want everyone to see what your Taco looks like without you having to pull down your pants, then this website is for you.
I've heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve, but this is ridiculous
The gist is like this: You send in a PICTURE of your Kitty and the artists design a one of a kind hey look it’s my vagina–on a chain–necklace. All for your family’s enjoyment. Man, I can’t *wait* to get mine and wear it to all the school functions.
Oh, but if you’re too shy to send in a picture, here’s what they have to say to you about that:
If you are not comfortable sending pictures you also have to option of sending me a description of your Yoni. (That’s a new one on me. Never heard that term for the Cooter before–reminds me of Yanni. And I’m pretty sure he’s a big vagina, so it works for me)
In your description please include:
*The shape of your inner and outer labia
*colors
*how much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia
*how well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see it fairly easily?
Huh?
Seriously, I like my vagina, but I don’t *LIKE* my vagina. And I can’t begin to describe to you what it *looks* like.
Anyway, as much as I’d like to think I’d actually order one of these, I probably won’t. Besides, when I asked, no one in my family wanted to take a picture of my girly parts.
Assholes.
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I think I’ll keep my vagina under wraps. I don’t see it and I don’t want to see it, so you can be damn sure I’m not sharing it with strangers. Now boobs are another thing!
hooded! HAHA!
I’ve seen that site.
And there are a million different things wrong with the product.
I am, however, SHOCKED that you don’t have one. Yet.
WOW! I am sure your dad would like one of these for xmas. See you next month.
Man, the gift that keeps on giving.
And seriously, I’m eating Mexican for lunch. The taco reference….almost too much.
OMG!!! I would have never thought this up. Thanks for the great post and lunch time giggle!
I’m thinking it could be a useful “instructional tool”, however…
oh. my. yikes.
And to think, I thought the only bling I needed to round off my collection was a ring. Oh how wrong I was. How did I ever get by without this little gem?
I love my vagina. But not enough to get some jewelry out of it. Though how hilarious would it be to see some stranger wearing one at the mall or wherever. I’d probably choke on whatever I was eating.
Actually I have a friend on Etsy who does this. Her shop is http://www.vulvalovelovely.etsy.com. Some of her stuff is very “anatomical” while others are so artistic, you have to kind of know what you’re looking at already LOL. I love her stuff. In her shop its more about “owning” your femininity, and the portraits that she has done are almost always for women recovering from trauma or abuse. So there is actually a point to some of this stuff. But she also has a great sense of humor about it!
Oh wait duh, that is her shop! Somehow I shouldve known there really is only one place you can get that sort of thing. She’s fantastic though!
Thanks so much for the link and the Vulva Love, Barb!
And thanks OP
In line with what Barb said, while this product is open to every woman it was created and is largely purchased by women who have gone through rape and sexual abuse as a way for them to cope with the feelings you have towards your Vagina after experiencing something like that. To help them realize that their bodies are beautiful, despite what that kind of thing makes you feel.
I’d like to see labels on all the parts so men could use them like maps. That would add some purpose to the neckalce, no?
Not that I don’t know my way around of course, it’s for others.
And just when you think you’ve seen it all!
I’m going to try and work the words “inner labia” into all of my conversations for the rest of the day.
OMG, Is it bad that the one that jumped out at I thought was a upside down wilted Lily flower. Imagine my surprise when I found out what they really are. LOL
I am dumbfounded right now as to what else to say LOL
holy hell. Those things are worse than HD porn.
You should have one made of yours and then sell them on your site. I’d buy four.
Shauna, please tell me you bought the super hero uterus plushie for comfort after your surgery… it might help ease your trauma…
I have three of them. You know, at different stages of arousal.
What? A girl has to have options.
I’m planning on going for a seasonal one soon, with a Santa hat on.
LMAO..what next?
Dude. You have got to remove that FREAKIN’ PICTURE!!!!! I keep checkin’ back for a new post and I am traumatized everytime I click the mouse.
Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.
That is all.
Um….is it just me, or would anyone else’s vagina necklace just be a big fur ball? Am I missing some shave it to be cool memo? Seriously, I don’t think I can see mine with out a haircut.
Everyone seems to be missing the important question:
DO THEY MAKE MATCHING EARINGS????
Speaking for the brown vaginas, my front parlor does *not* look like lopsided burnt roast beef dipped in shit and covered in shellac. At least I hope not.
what about one with a clit piercing? i dunno, just a suggestion.
and i really, really think if my vagina looked like those, i’d opt for that new laser surgery. to make it all neat and tidy looking again. because those? gag.
Wow. My poor wine. I was reading your blog and when I saw this, yep, wine went everywhere. Good thing I have a dark carpet ;D Funny post LOL
If you like this, you should check out the other handmade creations that have been collected at http://www.regretsy.com. This one is pretty high up on the list, but there are some doozies collected there, where the motto is “Handmade? It looks like you made it with your feet!” Glad you are recovering and hope you enjoy your Boston trip.
I have been educated. I’m thinking Sarcastic Mom had a Grrrrrrreat idea – a Santa hat! *gag*
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