It’s not often I pimp stuff, but i wanted to share my latest finds, which are all awesome, by the way. So here are my favorite things of the moment. And no, I’m not being paid by any of these people. But if anyone would like to pay me to talk about their stuff, that’s totally doable too. So call now. Operators (which is code for my 4 year old who’s holding my Iphone) are standing by.
Speaking of hot, have you seen the commercials for Tom’s Shoes? Holy shit, that Blake guy who like owns Tom’s Shoes is a babe. And I would lick his face if he didn’t have that restraining order against me. Love me some Tom’s Shoes. And you know, for every pair sold, a child in Africa gets a pair for free. There’s nothing sexier than a man who gives back. Or one that puts the toilet seat down. I’m sure Blake does that.
Right now (and all summer long) I’m sporting Havaiana’s flip flops. They’re almost like not wearing shoes at all. And they’re pretty inexpensive. And fashionable. Like you could even wear these to the Opera. Or to a funeral. Hopefully not mine. I would hope that you would wear better shoes to mine.
Chanel nail polish is the bomb. Yes, it costs like a thousand dollars, but DUDES, this shit does not chip. It stays on for weeks and I guess that should frighten me a little since who knows what they put in to make it stay so long. I’m hoping it’s not tears from panda bears or some effed up shit like that. I’m going to pretend it’s something natural, from nature, like formaldehyde.
Ok, I met the CEO of One Hope when I was in Chicago, and not only was he adorable, but his wine GIVES TO ALL KINDS OF CHARITIES. Each flavor has a different cause it supports, and money from each bottle sold goes to that specific charity. Like my favorite–the Cabernet, is all about Autism. It’s 15 of awesome, and the company actually gives a shit about other people. It’s a win/win.
I’m so about Top Chef. Dang it, I can’t get enough. This season is set in Las Vegas and I’m already hooked. Tom Colicchio secretly wants to have my babies. I can feel the tension between us through my television. It’s THAT palpable.
And of course, you know I love this book. I know I’ve mentioned it a few times, but seriously, it’s greatness. I laughed and cried and then laughed some more. Danny Evans knows his shit. It’s a must read. You can buy RAGE here.
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I've never heard of that wine but I will totally check it out now. Thanks!
You are so right about Blake from Tom's shoes. He is super yummy. Hey, isn't he from Texas? Wait. Does he really have a restraining order against you? I mean, you ARE in Texas too. Hmm.
I cracked up at the nail polish commentary. Tears from panda bears? Where do you come up with this stuff? LOL
Operators standing by…*snort* You're funny! I likes you. You got a purdy mouf.
PS…I'm not sure if it's going to post my name or not, so listen up…I'm only gonna say this one more time: It's Liami. Lil Liami.
I've never seen the flip flops before. But maybe that's because I live in Canada. We aren't privy to all things like you Americans. Funny and informative post.
No flip flops at funerals, please, please.
And, yes, I have the secret formula to Chanel NP.
I so want that wine, but shipping to MA (and their f'n puritan age rules) is more than the bottle! I'll buy it local – because, ya know, I'm all about the wine.
I'm a Reef flop fan, by the way – but have heard good things about your H flops. Aren't you glad I shared?
I wish I had thousands of dollars for nail polish. Or my own panda bear so I could just make it myself. I can't go a day without chipping.
Even when you're pimping other people's shit, you're funny as hell.
Panda bear tears. Too effing funny. LMAO
Jesus, that Blake dude from Tom's shoes is HAWT.
Love the wine. I've never seen it before. Will definitely check it out. Do they ship to Canada?
Formaldehyde? Is part of nature?
Where do you get your information?
This is too funny.
I bought Danny's book and read it–based on your recommendation. It was EVERYTHING you said it would be. Awesome story. I laughed out loud and cried my eyes out. I sent it to my brother.