My mom wasn’t looking so I hijacked her computer

by Shauna on September 26, 2009

Hi. It’s me, Efun. I’m 4 years old and I’m very cool. As you will be able to see by these pictures. This one made my mom not so happy. My sister Harley talked me into letting her paint my face with my mommy’s eyeliner. Mommy said it was spensive and we ruined it. We had to sit in time out. But I didn’t mind. Time out is where I do my best thinkin.

I like this picture cuz it shows that I’m cool even when I’m forced to wear dumb hats while people I don’t know sing happy birthday to me. It wasn’t so bad. They gave me cake. And I didn’t have to share it with Harley. So that made it specially good.
A real man admits when he’s tired. My mom says even super heroes take naps.
My skills aren’t limited to wearing hats and taking naps. I’m also very helpful around the house. Like I help my mom water the plants. And I like squirting bugs.
Yep, I’m a handsome guy. What can I say. The women love me. Ooh, and I like this shirt. That’s a Great White Shark. You don’t want to mess with those. Except me. I would punch him in the nose.
I pretty much got my mom trained. If I say nice words to her like Please, Thank You, and You’re Pretty, she brings me snacks in bed. Her bed. And she lets me pick what I want to watch on TV. This is too easy.
This? Is Super Frog. He’s the mascot for my favorite team. I like him cuz he rides a skateboard and gives me High Fives. He doesn’t really look like a frog to me though. But he’s cool, so I don’t ask questions.
Right. Asleep again. I know what you’re thinking. That I’m a baby who needs a lot of naps. But really, I’m just doing some more good thinkin in my brain.
I’m good at a lot of things, including surfing. That’s my Uncle Phillip. He’s way cool. My mom says he’s her little brother, but I think she’s wrong. He must be her bigger brother cuz he’s taller than her. Everyone is taller than my mommy. Except me. But I’m still growin.
At the end of the day, it really is all about this guy right here.
Whoops! Here comes my mom and she looks upset. I’ll probably be in time out doing some more good thinkin. Gotta go!

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Shelley September 26, 2009 at 6:58 am

Oh my god, he is ADORABLE.

I could eat him. Nom, nom, nom

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Ann's Rants September 26, 2009 at 6:58 am

Apparently, peeing in the yard is a preschool boy's rite of passage.

Maybe we should create an elaborate celebration around it.

A "Urination?"

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Carolyn September 26, 2009 at 6:58 am

What a sweet post and funny post. You have a precious little boy.

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Angie September 26, 2009 at 6:59 am

That mascot is freaky looking. I've never seen a frog like that before.

Cute boy.

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Jennifer September 26, 2009 at 8:29 am

That is too cute!! Such a talented little boy.

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Glad Dads September 26, 2009 at 8:29 am

I want to see YOUR inner child post next! :)

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Becky Mochaface September 26, 2009 at 9:33 am

He's too cute.

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MommaKiss September 26, 2009 at 10:39 am

A few observations. I think he loves that superman shirt. Peeing outside? LOVE having lil boys. WHO's pool is that??? Gorgeous! Snacks in mom's bed – really nothing better.

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Miss Grace September 26, 2009 at 12:15 pm

That first photo is simultaneously terrifying and awesome.

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Neil September 26, 2009 at 1:26 pm

There is a lot of you in that child, isn't there?

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Jane September 26, 2009 at 1:31 pm

Efun, you are adorable! You'd have a blast with my boys! Wait, maybe not such a good idea.

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Belle September 26, 2009 at 5:29 pm

haahahahahah little boys peeing outside gives me the giggles. They are like miniature drunken college boys.

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Cindermommy September 26, 2009 at 7:50 pm

My husband still pees in the yard. Thankfully, it is usually dark at the time, but still! Plus he is definitely not that cute! Great pictures!

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tracie b September 28, 2009 at 10:58 am

he looks so much like pip did but with lighter hair! soooo cute!

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Monika September 29, 2009 at 10:58 am

Four year old deliciousness!

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