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My mom wasn’t looking so I hijacked her computer

Hi. It’s me, Efun. I’m 4 years old and I’m very cool. As you will be able to see by these pictures. This one made my mom not so happy. My sister Harley talked me into letting her paint my face with my mommy’s eyeliner. Mommy said it was spensive and we ruined it. We had to sit in time out. But I didn’t mind. Time out is where I do my best thinkin.

I like this picture cuz it shows that I’m cool even when I’m forced to wear dumb hats while people I don’t know sing happy birthday to me. It wasn’t so bad. They gave me cake. And I didn’t have to share it with Harley. So that made it specially good.
A real man admits when he’s tired. My mom says even super heroes take naps.
My skills aren’t limited to wearing hats and taking naps. I’m also very helpful around the house. Like I help my mom water the plants. And I like squirting bugs.
Yep, I’m a handsome guy. What can I say. The women love me. Ooh, and I like this shirt. That’s a Great White Shark. You don’t want to mess with those. Except me. I would punch him in the nose.
I pretty much got my mom trained. If I say nice words to her like Please, Thank You, and You’re Pretty, she brings me snacks in bed. Her bed. And she lets me pick what I want to watch on TV. This is too easy.
This? Is Super Frog. He’s the mascot for my favorite team. I like him cuz he rides a skateboard and gives me High Fives. He doesn’t really look like a frog to me though. But he’s cool, so I don’t ask questions.
Right. Asleep again. I know what you’re thinking. That I’m a baby who needs a lot of naps. But really, I’m just doing some more good thinkin in my brain.
I’m good at a lot of things, including surfing. That’s my Uncle Phillip. He’s way cool. My mom says he’s her little brother, but I think she’s wrong. He must be her bigger brother cuz he’s taller than her. Everyone is taller than my mommy. Except me. But I’m still growin.
At the end of the day, it really is all about this guy right here.
Whoops! Here comes my mom and she looks upset. I’ll probably be in time out doing some more good thinkin. Gotta go!

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