did you know that essentially every day is some sort of national day of blah, blah, blah? (you understand there’s no day of blah, blah, blah, i just said that so you’d get the gist–although we could invent a day of blah, blah, blah, but i’m not sure what that would entail–will have to get back to you on that)
for instance, there’s national day of wearing your hair in french braids, national day of kicking your dog for no reason, national flush your pet goldfish down the toilet, and my personal favorite, national chips and queso day.
in honor of all these really necessary national days of, i’m proposing my own. so today is officially national day of forwarding the link to this site to 5 people you know. c’mon, you know 5 people don’t you? and you don’t have to necessarily like them. believe me, there are people who read this site who absolutely hate my guts. but…they think i’m funny. conundrum.
so yay! happy national day of forwarding this site to 5 people you know. it should be great.
and while we’re at it, we missed national delurking day, so i’m throwing that in as well. what is national delurking day you ask? well, it’s the day you stop lurking here and leave a comment. you know, people think there’s only about 10 of you who read this dumb website, so let’s show em. you don’t have to be a literal genius, a funny bunny, or even remotely interesting in your message. you can even say something like, fuck you, you’re stupid. that, my friends, counts as a comment. we may prefer something a little more cheerful, but fuck you, you’re stupid works.
and lastly, i’ve received word that you’re up for another contest. so here goes. oh, and the winner gets a $50 gift card to target.
come up with your best national day of………… slogan. you can either leave it in the comments section or email me at shauna@shaunaglenn.com
the contest closes at midnight next wednesday and the winner will be announced thursday, january 29th.
so, recap:
1. send the link to this site to 5 people. (tell them there’s a contest with a real prize and not one of those contests where everyone wins a free week at bally’s health club. hey, i’m not opposed to bribing people here)
2. LEAVE A COMMENT
3. enter the contest
now go! you’ve got a lot to do.
{ 14 comments… read them below or add one }
How about National Day of Doing Away with National Days of?
Fuck you, you’re stupid.
Just kidding.
Love you actually. I think you’re hilarious.
Ok, I’m commenting.
I am addicted to your blog! I regularly neglect my family because I’m reading it.
Keep up the good work.
Oh, my slogan is National Day of saying “That’s What She Said”, after anyone says anything to me.
National Day of sleep!
I spewed my coke when I read the part about National Flush Your Pet Goldfish down the Toilet Day.
We already did that. Last month. When the goldfish died.
Maybe next year.
Isn’t every day National Chips and Queso day?
It’s hard to leave a comment when you have nothing to say.
ok, i sent the link to 5 people. happy?
Okay, heres a slogan
National “Moms drink all day cause teenagers suck” Day
Annoynmous
How about National Day of Bestowing Bad Karma on Butt Heads Day (also known as National Day of What Comes Around Goes Around).
Note to children and husbands…
National bite me and leave me alone day!!!
Is that wrong?
jill
Okay, I commented.
and umm…
National Help a smelly bitch and hand out free douches day.
Yeah?
There are so many ideas…and Wednesday is only a few days away.
National Screw with Conservatives Day: (We could organize computer hackers to crash FOXNews for the day, hand out condoms in front of the Republican Party headquarters,
donate money to Liberal charity groups and sign it as though it were from Newt Gingrich, Ann Coulter, or George W. Bush.)
And btw, ‘Fuck you. You’re stupid!’
(Just following directions)