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	<title>Comments on: why have i not heard about monkey prostitutes before now?</title>
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		<title>By: theotherryan</title>
		<link>http://www.shaunaglenn.com/2008/11/why-have-i-not-heard-about-monkey-prostitutes-before-now/comment-page-1/#comment-1060</link>
		<dc:creator>theotherryan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 08:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can relate. Wifey loves candy and hates it when I drive (though she requires I do so when we go out). I got in one wreck 9 years ago and average about a ticket a year but she critiques my driving heavily. It is better for both of us when she drives.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can relate. Wifey loves candy and hates it when I drive (though she requires I do so when we go out). I got in one wreck 9 years ago and average about a ticket a year but she critiques my driving heavily. It is better for both of us when she drives.</p>
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		<title>By: Monika</title>
		<link>http://www.shaunaglenn.com/2008/11/why-have-i-not-heard-about-monkey-prostitutes-before-now/comment-page-1/#comment-1037</link>
		<dc:creator>Monika</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 02:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>P.S. What exactly is the going rate for monkey prostitutes these days?  Does it cost extra if they eat your fleas?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>P.S. What exactly is the going rate for monkey prostitutes these days?  Does it cost extra if they eat your fleas?</p>
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		<title>By: Monika</title>
		<link>http://www.shaunaglenn.com/2008/11/why-have-i-not-heard-about-monkey-prostitutes-before-now/comment-page-1/#comment-1036</link>
		<dc:creator>Monika</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 02:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>God bless you Commish.  I hope some of the men in your family are coming and not leaving you at the mercy of the excessive amounts of estrogen in your existence.  My step-mom is Mexican and it took my Dad a while to figure out that there is no such thing as &quot;invitation&quot; when it comes to family....they come, they go, they drink, they eat, they crash, and they could be 2 or 200.  Now that he knows what to expect, he enjoys it, and he even bought an extra fridge and stand alone freezer for the garage so they will never be stuck without enough red chili, tamales or beer.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;God I miss home.  I went from giant crazy chaotic amazingly wonderful Thanksgivings to having a quiet sit down with my hubby, his parents and our kids.  That&#039; it.  Seems tiny, pathetic and lonely to a girl like me with 42 first cousins just on my Mother&#039;s side.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Oh well...maybe I&#039;ll go pick up some folks at the homeless shelter and bring them home.  Happy Turkey Day.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>God bless you Commish.  I hope some of the men in your family are coming and not leaving you at the mercy of the excessive amounts of estrogen in your existence.  My step-mom is Mexican and it took my Dad a while to figure out that there is no such thing as &#8220;invitation&#8221; when it comes to family&#8230;.they come, they go, they drink, they eat, they crash, and they could be 2 or 200.  Now that he knows what to expect, he enjoys it, and he even bought an extra fridge and stand alone freezer for the garage so they will never be stuck without enough red chili, tamales or beer.</p>
<p>God I miss home.  I went from giant crazy chaotic amazingly wonderful Thanksgivings to having a quiet sit down with my hubby, his parents and our kids.  That&#8217; it.  Seems tiny, pathetic and lonely to a girl like me with 42 first cousins just on my Mother&#8217;s side.</p>
<p>Oh well&#8230;maybe I&#8217;ll go pick up some folks at the homeless shelter and bring them home.  Happy Turkey Day.</p>
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		<title>By: The Commish</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Commish</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 21:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OK...&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&#039;m telling you...&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Covert M.I.A. opps.  I have family in the airline business.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I can D3-you immediately and have you in Brussels, admiring the Mankin Pis, by dinner.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;If you don&#039;t know what I&#039;m talking about (Maneking Pis), reference your entry about the boy and the favorite book.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Incidentally, the entire El Paso clan in in caravan as I write.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;ETA in my home is about 6-ish.  The beer is cold and the wine is dry.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Happy Thanksgiving to all Shauna fans!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK&#8230;</p>
<p>I&#8217;m telling you&#8230;</p>
<p>Covert M.I.A. opps.  I have family in the airline business.  </p>
<p>I can D3-you immediately and have you in Brussels, admiring the Mankin Pis, by dinner.</p>
<p>If you don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m talking about (Maneking Pis), reference your entry about the boy and the favorite book.  </p>
<p>Incidentally, the entire El Paso clan in in caravan as I write.  </p>
<p>ETA in my home is about 6-ish.  The beer is cold and the wine is dry.</p>
<p>Happy Thanksgiving to all Shauna fans!!</p>
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		<title>By: That Girl From Lubbock</title>
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		<dc:creator>That Girl From Lubbock</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>it&#039;s tragic, and I feel for you- but it&#039;s so damn funny I don&#039;t want it to ever end!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>it&#8217;s tragic, and I feel for you- but it&#8217;s so damn funny I don&#8217;t want it to ever end!</p>
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