Comments on: i’m not gassy! http://www.shaunaglenn.com/2008/10/im-not-gassy/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=im-not-gassy No vagina was harmed in the making of this website. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 03:13:09 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Catherine http://www.shaunaglenn.com/2008/10/im-not-gassy/comment-page-1/#comment-656 Catherine Fri, 10 Oct 2008 19:47:00 +0000 http://www.shaunaglenn.com/?p=637#comment-656 it would have been totally awesome if he had given you back an even shinier piece of jewelry on the plane - we would have been all "awwwww" he's the best husband EVER. But he didn't. So you're a saint for sticking it out.<br/><br/>And the fact that he believed your lie about the fart? You have him trained well. it would have been totally awesome if he had given you back an even shinier piece of jewelry on the plane – we would have been all “awwwww” he’s the best husband EVER. But he didn’t. So you’re a saint for sticking it out.

And the fact that he believed your lie about the fart? You have him trained well.

]]> By: shauna http://www.shaunaglenn.com/2008/10/im-not-gassy/comment-page-1/#comment-653 shauna Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:40:00 +0000 http://www.shaunaglenn.com/?p=637#comment-653 Monika! <br/><br/>Happy Anniversary. Although mine wasn't yesterday (the 9th). Ours is today!<br/><br/>We're getting matching tattoos. Joking. Tommy was just reading over my shoulder so I did that for his benefit. Monika!

Happy Anniversary. Although mine wasn’t yesterday (the 9th). Ours is today!

We’re getting matching tattoos. Joking. Tommy was just reading over my shoulder so I did that for his benefit.

]]> By: Monika http://www.shaunaglenn.com/2008/10/im-not-gassy/comment-page-1/#comment-647 Monika Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:52:00 +0000 http://www.shaunaglenn.com/?p=637#comment-647 Okay, Shauna, apparently we got married on the same day. Yesterday (10-9) was our anniversary too. Except, unlike you and Tommy who planned a trip and made fart jokes on the plane, Ben and I both COMPLETELY FORGOT. Seriously, I think I lose my vagina card for this one....<br/><br/>My Mom called at 4 p.m. to tell me "Happy Anniversary" and I was completely confused by her message (because of course I didn't pick up the phone). And then I looked at a calendar and started laughing because I seriously forgot. And I knew Ben had too. <br/><br/>Now if I was *good* at being a conniver, I would have quickly pulled out some sexy lingerie and pretended I knew all along and guilted him into some jewelry or a spa trip or SOMETHING. But no, I laughed my ass off at my own lameness as a wife, and arranged a babysitter so we could go to the Movie Tavern (to drink beer and see "Choke"...very appropriate for a wedding anniversary). <br/><br/>Ben laughed too although he was even more mortified than I was that we both forgot. So at the theater, we both programmed a reminder with a 2 day early alert into our respective iPhones. Next year, maybe we'll be on the beach playing Strip Scrabble. (Awesome idea, "anonymous" by the way...satisfies the pervert and word nerd in me at the same time.)<br/><br/>Happy Anniversary, Shauna. And get a nose plug, Tommy. No, NOT a butt plug. A nose plug. Okay, Shauna, apparently we got married on the same day. Yesterday (10-9) was our anniversary too. Except, unlike you and Tommy who planned a trip and made fart jokes on the plane, Ben and I both COMPLETELY FORGOT. Seriously, I think I lose my vagina card for this one….

My Mom called at 4 p.m. to tell me “Happy Anniversary” and I was completely confused by her message (because of course I didn’t pick up the phone). And then I looked at a calendar and started laughing because I seriously forgot. And I knew Ben had too.

Now if I was *good* at being a conniver, I would have quickly pulled out some sexy lingerie and pretended I knew all along and guilted him into some jewelry or a spa trip or SOMETHING. But no, I laughed my ass off at my own lameness as a wife, and arranged a babysitter so we could go to the Movie Tavern (to drink beer and see “Choke”…very appropriate for a wedding anniversary).

Ben laughed too although he was even more mortified than I was that we both forgot. So at the theater, we both programmed a reminder with a 2 day early alert into our respective iPhones. Next year, maybe we’ll be on the beach playing Strip Scrabble. (Awesome idea, “anonymous” by the way…satisfies the pervert and word nerd in me at the same time.)

Happy Anniversary, Shauna. And get a nose plug, Tommy. No, NOT a butt plug. A nose plug.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.shaunaglenn.com/2008/10/im-not-gassy/comment-page-1/#comment-646 Anonymous Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:34:00 +0000 http://www.shaunaglenn.com/?p=637#comment-646 strip scrabble strip scrabble

]]> By: tracie b http://www.shaunaglenn.com/2008/10/im-not-gassy/comment-page-1/#comment-645 tracie b Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:01:00 +0000 http://www.shaunaglenn.com/?p=637#comment-645 happy anniversary! have a drink~or several~for me!! happy anniversary! have a drink~or several~for me!!

]]> By: shannon http://www.shaunaglenn.com/2008/10/im-not-gassy/comment-page-1/#comment-644 shannon Thu, 09 Oct 2008 19:09:00 +0000 http://www.shaunaglenn.com/?p=637#comment-644 happy anniversary!!!!! happy anniversary!!!!!

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