let’s play a game. imagine we have a bus with no brakes. let’s fill the bus with everyone who annoys us. how will we get them on this bus with no brakes, you ask? well, first off, we won’t let on that the bus has no brakes. then we’ll tell them we’re going on a field trip to….oh, i don’t know…where do really annoying people like to go? the republican national convention? perfect!
so, we load up the bus and um…we need a driver…ok, elisabeth hasselbeck has just offered to drive. the bus cruises down the highway, picking up speed. there’s construction up ahead and a bridge is out. uh-oh, the bus won’t stop. elisabeth frantically slams on the brakes, but to no avail. the bus flies over the edge of the cliff and the really annoying people are never heard from again.
who’s on the bus? besides elisabeth hasselbeck, i say everyone over at fox news and ann coulter.
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Sarah Palin and the woman that wouldn’t renew my license too. Might as well toss in the bagger at Target that didn’t understand that I wanted everything in ONE bag and that I needed ONE gift receipt for everything. Not one gift receipt for each thing that was not in one bag total.
Can I reserve a seat for a woman that I work with that constantly emails me with FYI…I want to send her an FYI that she has won an all inclusive vacation to Hawaii and the bus leaves in the morning!!! Oh I will also need a another seat for Russell Brand for making fun of the Jonas Bros and their choice to stay abstinent.
The Jonas Bros are abstinent? Damn, I totally wanted to tap that.
Just kidding. I seriously don’t even know who the Jonas Bros are. I am so NOT the pop culture girl.
ANYWAY…..Our waitress from lunch would DEFINITELY be on the bus. I’m pretty sure she was PMS’ing big time. Or maybe that’s me and therefore her surly ways and fake smile made me want to pull her hair. Also on the bus: People who offer unsolicited advice about the fact that my daughter sucks her thumb. For the last time, you idiots! I AM NOT GOING TO PUT CHILI PEPPER ON HER THUMB. You are a child abuser and should be locked away. I, on the other hand, only daydream about drop kicking my kids….and so far as I know, you can’t be locked up for that.
Can I buy my ex wife a ticket?
Surely there’s at least one seat available??!
i failed to mention that the bus has an unlimited number of seats…so there’s plenty of room for every single annoying person on the planet.
how about oprah and obama (both of them)
i’m sorry dad (i mean anonymous), i failed to mention that barack obama and oprah-she’s not a person, she’s a movement-winfrey were exempt from the bus. also, jon stewart, jennifer aniston and george clooney will not be riding the bus as long as i’m in charge.
I’d say McCain but he’ll probably keel over from old age before the bus hits the construction zone…
I know this not part of the above subject, but I liked it when anonymous used to sign his comments “Aloha frog” I’m just sayin..LOL
Can I feed the passengers all the fast food that I had to eat on my recent road trip? I am so annoyed that it not only made my stomach hurt but also made me break out and made my ass bigger!
i made no posts, what are you talking about?
Alohafrog