what does this look like to you? if you said maggots, you’re close. it’s a container of dry rice.
what happens if i dig through the rice? why, it looks like the new iphone 3g! “but why do you have it hidden in a bowl of rice,” you ask?

well, i’ll tell you. tommy got this new iphone 3g last week after waiting 10 days for it to arrive. he had it exactly 22 hours before he dropped it in the TOILET at the thai restaurant down the street. immediately we searched apple’s website and were told to immerse it in dry rice in a sealed container for 48 hours.
did it work? was i able to save this $500 phone that never had a chance to display its awesomeness before it was carelessly plopped in asian toilet water?
…yes. it worked. looks like rice isn’t the bad carb we all thought it was. it now saves cell phones from untimely drownings.
i asked tommy what he was doing with his phone in the bathroom and he said he went to put it in his pocket and he lost control of it, sending it bouncing off his knee, and diving into the toilet.







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Thanks for the info. My daughter did that to her phone four times last year and the insurance coverage has been placed on probation, so has she. I bought her a cheap $89.00 phone and am now the worst mom on the planet. Oh well I told My daughter I guess life really does SUCK!!!! I will try rice next time. I love your blog. I wish I wasn’t so retarded and could figure out how it works. I would like to post comments.(etc…)