this has gotten completely out of control. now the man only wears his clothes this way. so not only am i battling the soccer shirt, but now i have to deal with buttoning and zipping his pants from his backside.
side note: if you are new–welcome, of course–but you’re a litte behind. pictured above is the e-man, my 2 (almost 3) year old monkey boy. if he were 20 he might be addicted to crack, but since he thinks “crack” is that place on his behind, has instead formed a wickedly, dysfunctional obsession with this shirt. it’s currently up for auction on ebay. i just haven’t had the heart to rip it from his flesh yet.
but to add insult to injury (which is code for “mommy drinks earlier in the day and no longer has that youthful glow about her”), now he insists that his shirt and shorts must be placed on his body in the “backwards” position. oy vey.
what to do? shock therapy?
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Hey, here’s an opportunity for a great new children’s clothing line, The Front/Back Line. Designed so there is no front or back, so it doesn’t matter how a child puts it on. I want in the the ground floor on this one. Oh yeah, maybe even inside/out as well, so when the front gets dirty, turn it around, and when that side gets dirty, turn it inside out and then front to back again. One article of clothing is good for four days, look at the savings on the ecology.
OMG—-I would TOTALLY buy that clothing line!! Hurry up and get it started, you have an eager customer ready and waiting.
Hilarious!
He’s so trying to bring back 1992 and Kris Kross!
Kris Kross’ll make ya JUMP JUMP!!
what would the clothing line be called?–what the fuck you lookin at?